Devin Mesoraco Jr

Bombed my exam then walked in on my roommate with an Indian girl #suicide

Amount of money id pay to be a high school senior going into grad party summer about to be a freshman is insane

@EmpireEnjoyer3 No, supposedly she had a ton of back hair

@DevinMesoraco12 Was she hot? There’s some talent on the old sub continent. Not much but there is.

Bombed my exam then walked in on my roommate with an Indian girl #suicide

@undecim_undecim The room will never be the same

@DevinMesoraco12 Disinfect room immediately Devin

@commandersgang Would rather get w a 5/10 white girl than a 10/10 Indian

@DevinMesoraco12 So? Indian girls are bad asf

Idk what’s worse for theta chi this or the bama kid

What has country music come to. Feels like I’m at a mega church rn

Why does Luke combs have lasers I didn’t come to watch John Summit

Luke Combs better be worth my benji

@danthesportsdad I agree nuss is the next Brady

Klubnik over nuss is insane

If I have to watch the bengals pass on McCoy again I’m gonna kms

@KCP_Burner Mendozas just not a good quarterback

I seriously think Mendoza will be a bust. Raiders always find a way to fuck up the draft.

@DevinMesoraco12 Big night tonight. No shot is a bad shot

Date just canceled on me 2 hours before the dp #kirked

Getting paired with random people is easily the wildest variable in golf and we don’t talk enough about it.

@ClouserBag Typical Jersey #phag

Out of all the hats you could’ve chosen, you picked Happy Dad and Bass Pro. Go back across the Mason Dixon you Yankee

@ChadSmith2004 Bring em both #2birdsonestone

Accidentally invited multiple girls to my date party over the weekend and am fearing the consequences #fuckme

Can’t believe some dads willingly let their daughters get iuds

You can’t pay everyone - they did Burrows going to leave - he’s not Can’t spend money on defense now - they did They’re out of money - they’re not Keep proving them wrong I guess