Devin

Everybody hating on The Chainsmokers just didn’t listen to Roses (feat. ROZES) in its prime. That’s fine.

I played Bad Bunny at a Long Island bar and they chased me out with pitchforks

Sunset in NYC on Sunday is at 6:55pm. The sun won't set any earlier than 6:00pm in NYC until October 26th, 2026.

30s is not old, 30s is like the teens of adulthood, we’re just getting started ..

ODYSSEY AWAITS

Thank you @JonRothstein

*wife* how was work today sweetie? *me, sobbing uncontrollably* so there's this orphan baby monkey in japan name lil punch and all the other monkeys are so mean to him and he carries around a big stuffed monkey that he thinks is his mama and it's so sad because he just want to b

lord please take away all of Punch’s pain and give it to Epstein’s client list instead 😭😭😭

Im flying back to Japan to give Punch the monkey a hug myself if i have to

The journey begins... ODYSSEY comes to life March 2026.

when i was in Primary school i learned about a shape called “Rhombus” and never heard about that word again

My reposts on Tik Tok are my most important contribution to society

I remember him getting “launched” across a football field into a pool of slime at the 2010 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards “setting” a new slime world record. But Viacom and Nickelodeon won’t release the footage because they LIED to millions of children who dared to dream

I want to live in a country where using Spanish in a 15-minute halftime performance doesn't cause more outrage than men r*ping children for decades.

LADY GAGA WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

Seeing zaddy Pascal and the Lady and Cardi B. herself and Ricky Martin partake in the halftime show made me feel things #SuperBowl

The game was only the opening act for Benito Bowl #SuperBowl

Only here for Benito bowl!!!

honestly the biggest flex to have a lineup so big no one can read it

@softiealiaa my roman empire

i’ll always remember watching this scene for the first time… literal goosebumps