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@LASHYBILLS They should shut the school down and fire all the faculty/staff. Me and Trey came straight from work and there were no refreshments for us afterwards. Had to go to Five Guys.

What are your thoughts on this 💭

@naviyd @steipete @Teknium My sever, my choice.

Hey @steipete and @Teknium - can you become friends and work together? Open source collab is a super power.

@NousResearch I’ve been telling people this for weeks. I heard a guy at the gym say his ex gave him Hermes so he broke up with her. Everyone should have Hermes!

It’s pronounced “Hermes”, not “Hermes”

@SomaKazima2 But was the line up tight?

I meaaaannnnn it look crisp 😭😭😭 I would've been in that line PISSED

@PGordonPBR But how many K’s though?

It happened again. An 11-year-old threw more than 160 pitches over a weekend because adults decided winning mattered more than arm care. #Youth baseball has a responsibility to protect kids — not sacrifice their future for Sunday trophies. philadelphiabaseballreview.com/2026/05/travel…

@semitic_jew Dawg…. Stop with the nonsense. Everybody knows that in the original comics, Kryptonian skin was SPF 50. 😆

I mean …

Nobody told me THIS about chips

This lady had heard of some weird eating rule called the "Three Bite Rule". Apparently, you're allowed to eat 3 bites of anything indulgent that you want and it should be enough to get rid of the craving. Now, I have no idea who made up this rule. But I must say she gave it her best go! Did she get the rule right? 😂

@NBA @spurs Goal tending

Wemby had 3 blocks on the night. But NONE were bigger than this one to seal the Game 1 victory for the @spurs 💯 He became the YOUNGEST player in NBA history with 40+ points and 20+ rebounds in a playoff game, previously held by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (22yr, 352d)!

@TBob53 Game….blouses.

This gotta be one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen

@CRRJA5 She barked at the catcher, shoulda been a 15 yard penalty and automatic first down.

🚨 Absolute insanity in Texas high school softball state finals! Camry Jourden (Sundown #8) bunts… and somehow turns it into an inside-the-park homer. Helmet flies off, she leaps over the catcher, and slides in safe. 😳 You can’t make this up. 🔥Congrats to Sundown on the state championship!

@HaYoMiDe_ Turkey has 3 legs

What do you notice??🤔🤔

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Would like to see better acceleration coming out of those bends.

This car was apparently bored on the highway in traffic. I love that the car behind him gave him room to live his dreams. 😂 Sometimes you just need mental stimulation. I’ve wanted to do this so many times. I don’t think we are using our free will enough. 💯 Don’t you think we should let our impulsive thoughts win sometimes?

@TheCleanCarClub Strafe left

As a senior driver, reverse or drive forward to remove it?

@MikeBales I’d hate to trespass

Whatever you do in life, for the love of God… don’t be this neighbor.

@Sadie_NC Ate them like skittles. I am IMMORTAL.

This is why we will live to be 100. 😂😂 Did you take them?

@NoonsRise2Power Had that bun on wobble

Ronda Rousey when she fights a fellow homo sapien with opposable thumbs that can throw punches.

@jake_cribbs He was just trying to get them digits.

Cool moment before the OU game. The kid who sang the national anthem started crying and couldn’t finish, the OU crowd helped him through it, and Coach Patty Gasso and the team were there to encourage him after. #Sooners

@Hoopss Nah cuh ain’t physical

Facts or nah?

@HistorianUSA1 Next, we need to address the playground swings. As soon as these swingers get up above 8ft, the “ WEEEEES,” become obnoxiously flagrant. Shut it down! Issue fines to all swingers “weeeing”above 8 ft.

HOA meeting just dropped the single greatest rule in human history 😂 “Children are permitted… but it’s the intensity of the splashing. When splashing becomes continuous, it stops being play. It becomes activity. And activity at that level… is shared.” Ma’am, you didn’t just attend an HOA meeting. You ascended to Peak Karen and invented Splash Marxism. Kids out here living their best chaotic summer lives and this visor-wearing philosopher is in the back doing physics equations on cannonballs like she’s the fun police’s Chief Justice. Next month: “The velocity of cannonball entries violates Section 4.2.7 of the covenants. Fines will be assessed per giggle decibel.” These people would fine the ocean for waves. ABOLISH HOAs. Your kids deserve to splash like absolute degenerates without filing a 47-page Environmental Impact Report. Fight me, Karen. I’m bringing the Super Soaker. 🏊‍♂️💦😂