Dexter from the LAB
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If your dick is small, what are you doing with a babe that has a fat ass?
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@iamovo_x @alienfrom3rs @sodiq_femii He signaled advantage with his hands (watch his hand). Then when Argentina lost the ball(which was when Messi stopped play) he blew for a fk
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@alienfrom3rs @sodiq_femii The whistle was blown after the handball and Netherlands restarted the game on that position
According to the rules it should be a booking for Messi
ovo@iamovo_x
@MARGHOx9 @therebelandre @sodiq_femii You man shouldnt annoy me abeg
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@Boy_Teegee 18goals in 18games. Won the trophy at his first tournament.
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- both have won the trophy once.
- both have reached the world cup final twice.
- messi has more world cup goals than mbappe.
- messi has more world cup assists than mbappe.
- messi has more wc golden ball than mbappe
so when you say ‘world cup legacy’, what do you mean ?
NNEOMA 🇮🇹@sparkliin
Kylian Mbappe has a bigger World Cup legacy than Lionel Messi.
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Okay let’s remove penalty goals shall we?
Messi at the World Cup— 14 goals
Ronaldo at the World Cup— 7 goals
Messi overall— 802 goals
Ronaldo overall— 793 goals
This is not the road you want to go down.
Ehis@ahm_ehiz
He didn't get 5 penalties in one WC. 5 🤲🏿
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@blessin201777 @chukaobi God gave you a brain for a reason
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So what’s Ronaldo’s excuse for scoring far less despite Messi giving him a whole full tournament drought?
Cross˚@Elkrosmediahub
Lmao! 2010 World Cup in South Africa. Mans played all Argentina’s 5 games, and didn’t score a single goal in the tourney. It isn’t talked about because he isn’t Ronaldo.
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@Muhammad_Okoye @JeromeOgunna @to__nye Thinking Ronaldo is the goat already shows your IQ is in the negative
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@JeromeOgunna @to__nye Your "mumu" sentence shows you're beneath me intellectually and I don't comberse with inferior humans.
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New revised version of Oxford Dictionary*
Definition of a woman - an orphan
🧸@_y3maya
🥷🏾: what are your plans for the day? me: i’ll be going to make my hair. 🥷🏾: okay **he proceeds to change the conversation. hours later, 🥷🏾 texted 🥷🏾: how is it going? me: she’s adding the finishing touches 🥷🏾: don’t forget to send pictures me: lol okay. **i send a streak 🥷🏾: omg you look so fine, i can kiss you right now, marry me you this girl. 😭😭and you didn’t pay or contribute for the hair??? gfb
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@david_horjet @Ssaasquatch Are you dumb
Where does austria rank compared to ubekistan??
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@Ssaasquatch Na soooo 😂, if he played with the worst, Messi played with worst^2 then , the difference is clear paa
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@the_zaynarb @Ladystepanies You’re the actual idiot here
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There is nothing self explanatory there because you are a liar😭😂
Mention the place in Ikorodu that is full of bad roads😂
Gosh,iro ti baye yin je lori app yi mehn…you don’t even have a blue tick ffs😂 lying for fun? Crazy work.
Ab.@olaoluwajedalo
Whatever this is, please stop. My tweet is self explanatory.
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If a woman posts this. There will be thousands of women in her comments attacking her choice,but here,they are cheering the man up. This is part of what is wrong with modem dating.
...@Thulani_Dlamini
My girlfriend loves a cup of coffee in the morning so my new mission in life is to learn how to make the ultimate latte 🙂↕️
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Ought to change your bio to “6ft and dumb”
àlàrí@omowvmi
Yours doesn’t make sense either, if we’re being honest. She specifically said “cook”. You’re saying “offer help” They aren’t the same thing. I can offer to get groceries, order food instead of cooking, clear the sink. See how none of them involve “cooking”??
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@omowvmi Don’t be a dumb bitch, the original conversation was around “any form of help”, there’s no way man will be staying over at a woman’s place for days and not offer to sort things like food or paying for stuff
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Yours doesn’t make sense either, if we’re being honest.
She specifically said “cook”. You’re saying “offer help” They aren’t the same thing.
I can offer to get groceries, order food instead of cooking, clear the sink. See how none of them involve “cooking”??
Her🌸@ruheisher
This rebuttal doesn't make much sense. You guys are basically fighting for your right to have no manners, and it's baffling. I don't know why anyone thinks it's acceptable to spend days in someone's house without offering some form of help, whether you're male or female.
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You carry him soon gidigba for mouth😭
YOUFOUNDFUNKY💘@PreciousJudge5
If you see the rubbish he’s doing on TikTok. His ex wife made the right decision
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Marry average man, use rich as source of income
Win win lmao😂😭
D@DunnsOftheBuj
A lot of you won’t marry rich men. It’s just the reality of things
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@maelissa55 @PazqalEriq Olandria is not fine facially abeg, just average
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@PazqalEriq Don’t come for me but it is the same with Olandria too
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Useless men just full this Twitter
ً@oluwatxsinn
the type of girl that cheats on you and you’d be the one to apologize
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