David Foster

At the risk of offending some of our supporters Any manager who picks Dan Burn over Lewis Hall, has either lost the plot totally, or is begging to be sacked. Hall has been our best player this season #NUFC

Newcastle fans watching the collapse at the Stadium of Shite #SMBS

A swanky state of the art training ground isn’t the be all and end all Ask Leicester City #NUFC

Why are arsenal’s fans worried? There goal difference will get a healthy boost this week #NUFC

Credit where credit’s due The Mackems might have lost today, but they lost with 10X more fight in them than our spineless bastards did yesterday #NUFC

The Strait of Hormuz is open again Oil prices “tumble” That bastard at my local garage obviously hasn’t seen the news! Right, let’s go any sell a kidney and fill the car up and head off to see another Eddie Howe masterclass at SJP! #NUFC #matchday

Eddie is tarnishing his reputation now like the elderly relative that shits themselves at the wedding reception #NUFC

Not so long ago, once we got over the 40points barrier it was deemed a success Not now, we can’t go on like this #NUFC

This squad and Eddie will see us relegated next season #NUFC

TWENTY FUCKING FIVE POINTS DROPPED FROM WINNING POSITIONS… #NUFC #HOWEOUT

3 weeks to prepare this shower #NUFC

Get your coat on Eddie Thanks for everything Time to go …..NOW! #NUFC #howeout

Note to self….. Don’t buy any more watches off Temu 😉

When will Tonali ditch Italy now that there’s no World Cup for him? #NUFC

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Tonali genuinely has something to sulk about now! No World Cup Toys will fly out of the pram # NUFC

Here bloody here!

Don’t read too much into our financial results The #corruptpremierleague have got us exactly where they want us… Unable to compete with the “big six” We will NEVER be equal That’s the way they want it #NUFC

Nice of Mr Tonali to be arsed to play again Just saying #NUFC

Happy days When your holiday fridge shits it’s knickers while you were out 🤬