uncle dutch

@Skulledwedge Rai uses iron covers because growing up his family was poor, he looked after the irons he had because they likely couldn’t afford another set. He keeps using iron covers as a reminder to stay humble. Not so nerdy when you know the back story.

Alright, I’m not a fan of Rai’s aesthetic either. But what is up with golf being the sport where performance doesn’t matter, only names do. No other fanbase in sports hates underdogs more than this current crop of golf “fans.” No other fanbase is as quick to wrongly jump on the “This does nothing for x sport” train either. If that back 9 didn’t get you interested, I highly recommend you stop wasting your time trying to be a golf fan, because you’re not a golf fan. Rai played an amazing tournament, and closed it off with a flawless back 9. No one else came close to doing that. If you were a golf fan you’d realize watching an underdog close it out without breaking a sweat on the back 9 is awesome, aesthetics be damned.

@AnnaNoelleDua Put a little mustard on those

Jalapeños are a 10/10 snack

@919_Postman Tweeting about another man

Hey Siri, what’s the definition of gay?

@PGATOUR @PGAChampionship I’d like to say he will be on time next time but with this guy who knows

After receiving a two-stroke penalty Thursday for being a few seconds late to his tee time, Garrick Higgo missed the cut by one stroke @PGAChampionship 💔 Higgo carded rounds of 69-76 at Aronimink for a 5-over total, failing to secure a weekend tee time after missing a 24-foot eagle putt on his final hole. "I wouldn't have been late if I knew I was running late," Higgo explained Thursday. "I was obviously there on time, but late ... one second is hard to define." Higgo fell on the wrong side of that fine line, both on Thursday morning and Friday afternoon.

@chargers @mattmoneysmith No you should do sourdough bread

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo? yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yesye yes yes yes yes yesyes

@Its_shee_ Yikes try math

Sydney Sweeney’s Dating History ❤️ 2010 — Single/private 2011 — Single/private 2012 — Single/private 2013 — Single/private 2014 — Single/private 2015 — Single/private 2016 — Single/private 2017 — Single/private 2018 — Jonathan Davino 2019 — Jonathan Davino… look below

@OliLondonTV Can we get this dude some help

Trans TikToker Lilly Tino sends his food back at Disney despite eating most of it while complaining it was ‘over salted.’ The TikToker recently returned to Disney after women had called for him to be banned for filming himself in female restrooms.

@StephieSmallls Besides her tits I’m sure it’s the worst fucking show of all time

ok i’ll bite literally what the FUCK is this show about? i have never watched it and i have also never seen anything about the show that gives me any clarity bahahahahahahah

@RearAdBsBlog Fuck yeah RA enjoy I’m jealous

Bonjour!

@PopCrave This is so fucking lame, he’s going to sing shitty music not fight Mike Tyson.

Caitlin Clark walks out with Morgan Wallen at his Indiana concert.

@FuriousStyles21 @IndianaFever @CaitlinClark22 You sound black

@IndianaFever @CaitlinClark22 Turnover Tammy get ready for another disappointing season filled with flopping and injuries

Caitlin Clark, No. 22

@IndianaFever @lexiehulll a 10 alright

Lexie Hull, No. 10

@thwacknicklaus @USGA I prefer my beer can

The @USGA defines a “ball marker” as: “an artificial object used to mark the spot of the ball to be lifted.” Really not much guidance. What’s the most ridiculous object you could use to mark a ball? Wrong answers only…

@bushontheradio Paul from the wonder years?

When you were at school was there an urban myth about a celebrity having a rib removed so they could give themselves a blowie?

@Drift_boser @GolfDigest Someone else said that. Seems wild. Bucket list course for me.

@DfsDutch @GolfDigest All the time

Tomorrow.

@NHL_Muse Should he have pulled his hair instead?

What’d you guys think of Letang dropping Konecny?

@nyyfever Suck it

we're being called the dirtiest team in the league by... philadelphia flyers fans?

@NHLPlayerSafety @DFOFantasy lol

Dallas’ Jamie Benn has been fined $2,604.17, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for cross-checking Minnesota’s Ryan Hartman.

@yinzzzerr lol what smoke

i’m not sure porter martone would’ve wanted the smoke

@spittinchiclets This is how it should be. Respect 🫡

The mic cut out during O Canada, and the Buffalo crowd didn’t miss a beat 🇨🇦