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With The Muppet show returning, I wanted to share my impression of Kermit the Frog! I hope you like it! #themuppetshow #themuppets #kermitthefrog
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Ted has returned
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Ted has returned
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This is my normal pfp when I’m not Ted. I chose it because the super pretty girl I’m dating said I looked good in it, so it’s my pfp on every social media (except twitter right now cause I’m promoting a friend’s award show thing that I’m announcing category winners for)
mimi ୨ৎ@pixelprayer
can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures
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I still think about that movie theater that used a poster with Hawkeye as every character for Avengers Infinity and he wasn’t even in it 😭💀
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Did a little stop motion for the first time in a long time. It’s not very good tho
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@hesbobsac I don’t think you realize that words and phrases have meaning. Dick sucking isn’t associated with the things you think it is.
Also, using the r-slur makes all of your points moot. I have lost what little respect I had for you and I won’t be engaging any further
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@DiamondSpiderP Holy shit you fucking retard I’m making fun of you by saying his dick is in your mouth because you cannot stop talking about him.
Relevance doesn’t exist. Your point is moot. Jesus Christ you suck
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If you watch a Spider-Man movie and find yourself rooting for the villains, you are a bad person. If you think your political party aligns with the villains, then I hate to break it to you (not really, lol), but your political party is morally corrupt too
Byl Holte@SirBylHolte
I had forgotten how much I HATE Tom Holland's Spider-Man. Then I re-watched "Spider-Man: No Way Home" and the reason why hit me like a truck: he's a dumb MODERN LIBERAL. "I’m gonna fix the bad guys." "Ooh, I don’t want the bad guys to get killed." "I don’t care how many people they hurt or kill along the way." "This is what I want, and humanity just has to deal with it." This time when I watched, after 6 years of democrat madness, I literally found myself rooting for "the villains." Because Green Goblin, Doc Ock, and Electro are at least competent and actually get shit done—unlike that bumbling asshole Holland. He literally frees his deadliest nemeses from containment… ….so they can stay alive, go back to their worlds…and kill more people. And the funniest part is that Aunt May cheers him on for FREEING CRIMINALS - and we all know how THAT turned out for her😂 Even Green Goblin calls him out for being too weak to do what needs doing. And now he’s about to ruin “Brand New Day” with his constant failure and weakness. I thank God this will be his last outing in the role. I’d rather have a 60-year-old Tobey Maguire in the suit than this bozo.
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This is why I can’t hate whenever they restart Spider-Man in comics, shows or movies is because eventually someone will relate and resonate with him in real time
Ted has returned@DiamondSpiderP
Oh shit. Once again, Tom Holland’s Spider-Man is in life exactly where I am. I think that’s a big reason as to why his Spidey resonates with me, I’ve been at the same stage of life as him throughout pretty much his entire journey
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@hesbobsac If I were bringing him up out of nowhere to defend him, then that phrase would be being used correctly. But I’m not
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@hesbobsac But that’s not what that phrase means. I think you mean he lives rent free in my brain, which is also not true. I only brought him up because he was a relevant counterpoint to your claim
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@hesbobsac I don’t think you know what that phrase means. If anyone has that man’s dick in their mouth, it’s you
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@DiamondSpiderP What’s funnier is you not being able to stay on topic and you cannot take the man’s dick out of your mouth
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@DiamondSpiderP you telling me you got blipped away for 5 years??
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Oh shit. Once again, Tom Holland’s Spider-Man is in life exactly where I am. I think that’s a big reason as to why his Spidey resonates with me, I’ve been at the same stage of life as him throughout pretty much his entire journey
The Hollywood Handle@HollywoodHandle
Tom Holland says ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ is “a movie about when young people really find their identity and become adults.” “It’s about evolving.” (Via: @EmpireStateBldg)
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@hesbobsac To be clear, it’s not funny that Trump raped people, it’s funny that you think he hasn’t.
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@hesbobsac You think Trump hasn’t raped people or been responsible for people’s deaths? lol
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@hesbobsac The president of the united state has 34 convictions, liberals weren’t the ones who let that slide
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@DiamondSpiderP Can you even read? Because he is pointing out the white savior trope that liberals have.
This isn’t even a trope, either, it’s routine nowadays with leftist judges and policies allowing people with 5+ convictions out on the street because you feel bad for them
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These two things have been at my comic store for years
"Mommy mommy! Please get me the Jean grey and dying senator toy!!"
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@DiamondSpiderP ...you get he's saying *Spider-Man* is the one rooting for the villians, right?
He's fully against the villians.
He's just pointing out that in this version, Spider-Man - and liberal audiences - are siding with the villians.
So.
You're saying liberals are morally corrupt...?
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i kinda don’t like how often tobey’s peter blankly stares at people instead of using his words
Just a guy@justaguy0507
Talkin about sum “Insomniac Peter has no backbone,” “MCU Peter has no backbone” and this this is their goat😭
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Not terrible (my hair has gotten so long)
(Also I just remembered that I’m Ted rn, lol)
peter@ironspidergwen
yeah that’s close enough
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I would HOPE that people are smart enough to recognize he’s not being literal about the “little brother, big brother” analogy but knowing twitter they’ll probably run with this anyway and say MCU Spider-Man is dead or whatever
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Tom Holland says Spider-Man's relationship with The Punisher is “so funny” in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ “It became this big brother, little brother, rivalry and it might be my favorite dynamic that I’ve ever seen with Spider-Man.” (Source: @EmpireStateBldg)
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Find out why this weekend at the Cleoscars!
There’s still time to vote! Here’s the link:
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Ted has returned@DiamondSpiderP
Guess who’s back! (Only real ones will remember this era)
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Guess who’s back! (Only real ones will remember this era)
GIF
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