Diane Jordan

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@VeryBadLlama Thank you for a very a good laugh. I really needed that in my depressing news feed.

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs

“If you think strong men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.” — Jordan Peterson

Randi Weingartner wants school curriculums to be written by the World Economic Forum

@SeeRacists vomit

🚨 Houston Attorney charged with bestiality after raping the family dog A 56-year-old Houston man has been charged with felony bestiality after his wife caught him raping the family dog on surveillance cameras she installed inside their home. Steven Swain was reportedly recorded engaging in sexual acts with the family dog, Shipley. His wife installed the cameras after becoming suspicious. She later provided the footage to authorities and removed the dog from the home for its safety. Swain has been charged, and an arrest warrant has been issued. However, as of the latest reports, he is not currently in custody. This is a disturbing case of someone committing a serious sexual crime inside their own home. The dog has since been removed from the residence and is safe with the wife.

If i could round everyone of them up who took an exemption and lock them up forever i would do it in a heartbeat They all knew.

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@Ersin0X the love of a dog, a small child, a good woman or a good man, a mother, father, grandparents, some siblings, many friends.

Name something that money can’t buy ?

@ThomasSowell IIt is more complicated in a world where media, politicians & other interests are hell bent on hiding the facts.

"It is bad enough that so many people believe things without any evidence. What is worse is that some people have no conception of evidence and regard facts as just someone else's opinion." — Thomas Sowell

@LegendaryEnergy Probably Trump just betrayed his voters, but... It would not shock me if he is protecting the lives of Melania & his kids, or himself from Mossad, the CIA or ? The near miss assasination attempts are a way to say we can kill you & yours at will & the Secret Service won't stop us.

I've voted all Republican in the last three election cycles. I'm more conservative than the party & Trump. I'm unregistering after what Trump & his donors did to Massie. Trump is endorsing Lindsey Graham. Why should I vote for a party that viciously hates the best ones?

@C_3C_3 ROFL

President Trump needs to stop attacking RINOs like Thom Tillis and John Cornyn because they might start sabotaging him and the MAGA agenda…

@SDSLLC_USA Several years ago I decided to get out of debt & never borrow. Later I was denied a store credit card that offered a purchase cost saving to apply. Your score isn't about your ability to pay. It's about your record of paying interest. RU a reliable chump?

Can someone explain this to me like I'm 5 years old? Last month I paid off a credit card, no high balance at all. Two weeks ago I paid off another credit card, no high balance at all. These are the only two credit cards that I have. Why did my credit score drop dramatically?

@jacksonhinkle Probably Trump just betrayed his voters, but... It would not shock me if he is protecting the lives of Melania & his kids, or himself from Mossad, the CIA or ? The near miss assasination attempts are a way to say we can kill you & yours at will & the Secret Service won't stop us.

🇺🇸🇮🇱 Tucker Carlson says the Republican Party is officially dead after it "colluded with a foreign country" to buy Thomas Massie’s seat.

When are we splintering the CIA?

@maleexclusionte Fish is as misogynistic as it gets. It comes from male, esp. gay male slang, complaining that women's private parts smell like fish. Trannies saying these things want women to accept them into private spaces where women need to feel & be safe. Nah, fellas. It would smell fishy.

trannies call themselves “dolls” while they call actual women “fish” but when confronted about it they can’t explain it? They can’t explain it cause they know it’s wrong. But tell me how this isn’t misogynistic asf

@honkifyoudonk00 @AndroidCarlisle Maybe I'll write in Thomas Massie.

@DianeJordanTree @AndroidCarlisle I’m considering the latter simply because our race locally isn’t in question at all. If it might cause a Dem candidate to win I wouldn’t consider it, but I don’t believe it would at least not at the moment

As much as it pains me to say this, everyone pissed off about the ousting of Massie *needs* to vote Blue in the midterms. I know this makes your blood boil at the thought, but at least hear me out first. Trump has made it known, long before this, that he doesn't think he needs the votes of Libertarians, Independents, or true conservatives. If you wrote it off previously as meaningless bluster, you should fully believe it now. Sitting out or voting third party is a fine policy moving forward after the midterms (That's what I plan to do.), but if the GOP doesn't lose their majority or at least have their margin reduced in the midterms, they will just chuckle to themselves that Trump was right about not needing us. I know what "MAGA" will say, you've probably already heard it: "If you vote for Dems they'll do X, Y, Z terrible thing." This just to manipulate you into continuing to voting for a Trump party that has made it blatantly clear that they don't give a shit about you, and it's only true if Trump would sign their legislation into law should it pass Congress. So, that being said, the only effective way to send a message is to vote for stalemate. They're going to call you a leftist for sitting out anyway. May as well hold your nose and hit the blue button one time in order to get the point across. -End

@honkifyoudonk00 @AndroidCarlisle We're talking about 2 different things. Like you, I plan to withhold my vote or vote libertarian. I thought you were taking up a conversation with someone else who said, vote Dem for revenge.

@DianeJordanTree @AndroidCarlisle Framing it as “revenge” isn’t accurate. There is quite literally zero else I can do to punish negative behavior other than withholding my vote. Would it be irrational to no longer eat at a restaurant that gave me bad service? Of course not.

@BlaireWhite Maybe her husband has cancer. I hope not. If so, sad. However, people do give family reasons for public consumption all the time. She was very recently saying she had the goods on Obama. Do you realize how well connected he is? It is not irrational to hope she wasn't threatened.

Tulsi Gabbard was too real for government.

@honkifyoudonk00 @AndroidCarlisle I think Dems in power are exgtremjely dangerous & I won't play around with the possibility of making that happen. Revenge, while it feels good, is not the most rational or realistic reason to choose what to so.

@DianeJordanTree @AndroidCarlisle Very confused by the logic being employed here. I shouldn’t punish Republicans by voting the other side because they’re Republicans are so untrustworthy that they might go ahead and enact the Dem agenda?