Dick S. Duffer, PE

@DonDuffer Pride month is my favorite month because I can triggers lestards so much easier. #lesbian #dondufferisgay

Pride month is over. We can all stop acting like @DickDufferPE

@ShawsShotgun @brysondech uses thick grips because he likes the feeling… #LIVbuttplugs

I’m hearing @DickDufferPE is a Bryson suckoff…. I wonder what having a pussy is like! #ropeincident #gaypieceofshit

I’ve been in Canada for 2 days and I’m already starting to feel #gay #olympicgold #trudeauhasapussy

POV: Bryson Dechambeau every time he misses a putt after spending 10 minutes calculating the break and speed #femboy

@DonDuffer Soft ass Europeans #swedensucks

Hopefully Brodin and Ek can get a couples discount on their pussy massages tomorrow. #mnwild

BREAKING: #mnwild coach John Hynes has been diagnosed with GPLS following tonight’s loss (Gay Pussy Loser Syndrome) Keep him in your prayers 🙏 😔

@spittinchiclets I’ve seen trained monkeys play better defense than Jake Middleton #pksubban

NATE DOGG TIES IT UP WITH AN ABSOLUTE SNNIPPEE 🎯

@DaveyDuffer All natural salt lick #cum

Mid morning stand tug always gets the bucks moving

@ryanwhitney6 @spittinchiclets Get it out of your mouth before you speak Whit! #swallow

Gonna need the stats on how fast mackinnon was just skating through the neutral zone

@DaveyDuffer One of those options is a reward and the the other involves watching a registered terrorist from #AlQaeda

Whats worse? #mnwild

@spittinchiclets Parker Kelly is the type of guy to remind both of his dads to give him a kiss on the lips before they leave #daddylovesme

PARKER KELLY GIVES THE AVS SOME LIFE

Just took a shit and peeped a look before I flushed it. The resemblance to Julius Randle was uncanny. #wolves #gethimoffmyteam #ImissKAT

@DaveyDuffer #shewasbeggingforit

Seeing Carter Hart embrace a classic with Wyatt, Doc, Virg and Morgan on his helmet is what I love about the kid. Some legends who wouldn’t take no for an answer, just like him #itsnotrapeifyoulikeit

The #timberwolves are truly just a bunch of sad pussies waiting to go on summer vacation. Wemby’s girthy probe is already poking out of their stomachs and I can’t stand to watch this raping… #Hantavirüs

@DonDuffer I think he already used that for some other blood… #pussy #fucktheavs

I wonder if Nate Mackinnon has a stuffed animal he can use to wipe up this blood? #goavsgo

@DaveyDuffer Billy G:

Did the Wild just have Derek Chauvin say Lets play hockey? I knew the organization had balls but didn’t know they were that big #mnwild

The #mnwild have a bunch of soft ass Swedish 🇸🇪 pussies that don’t want to play through injuries. I was once mauled by a bear while mountain lion hunting and still made it to my beer league game that night. #hardo

THE MINNESOTA WILD ARE GOING TO HAVE A HUGE VICTORY TONIGHT AGAINST THE AVALANCHE! WE HAVE THE BEST TALENT AND THE STRONGEST SKATERS! MATT BOLDY, BROCK FABER, AND THE GREAT QUINN “MAGA” HUGHES ARE TOTAL CHAMPIONS! THESE ARE GREAT AMERICANS, TRUE PATRIOTS! - DON DUFFER