Dick's Last Resort

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Don’t worry. Someone else is making worse choices right now.

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I support your right to make bad decisions.

It gets worse before it gets worse.

If embarrassing yourself was a sport you’d go pro.

If it’s stupid but fun, it’s still stupid. but go ahead.

You can’t embarrass someone who has no shame.

If the waiter remembers you... you might wanna ask yourself why...

If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough.

Laugh louder. It annoys the right people

If you’re gonna embarrass yourself, commit to it.

Don’t take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive.

Never trust someone who orders water with lemon

Good decisions rarely start with “watch this.”

If it’s not funny tomorrow, it will be eventually.

If it takes longer than 5 minutes to explain, it’s probably a bad idea.