Emperor Scorpatine

@ColtsKatana @AssKetchum_ @beyoncegarden It's an animal, it doesn't see anything as anything, it just needs to eat and eats. It doesn't know any better.

@AssKetchum_ @beyoncegarden You might have to so he doesn’t see your backyard as a dinner plate going forward…

THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED OMFG😭😭😭-

@punnyisha @gisellaesthetic orig-fuck-inal is probably the worst introjection of 'fuck' ive ever seen

@gisellaesthetic Yeah, id rather keep it origfuckinal

Editing outdoor wedding photos

@eagleseyeinc "ChatGPT, if your child did this, how would you react? Give a detailed answer and multiple paragraphs." "Of course, here's a detailed essay with multiple paragraphs of how I'd react if my child scratched my vehicle..."

first off, i’d pull her into a tight hug, laugh it off, smooch and kiss her then remind her she’s still my princess. no fear or shouting, just love so she knows one mistake doesn’t change how i see her. then i’d take her with me to the repair shop, let her sit beside me while i talk to the mechanic, so she quietly sees how adults face problems and handle money in real life. after, i’d still treat her to something small she loves, maybe ice cream or a little gift she’s been wanting and also buy a drawing canvas for her. when we get home, i’d sit her down and show her the repair bill, breaking it down simply so she understands that money pays for school, food and all her favorite things. not to scare her, just to connect actions with consequences. we’d end the day drawing together and i’d tell her if she wants to leave daddy love notes or masterpieces. there’s a better canvas than the car, the one we bought earlier.

Omg!! This is crazy 🤣😂😂😂😂🙌

@Biteof198three @SadieBy81859 @St00pidst4r Right, intentionally yelling 'nega' out in public couldn't possibly be intentionally misleading

@SadieBy81859 @St00pidst4r Plainrock didn't say the n-word? He said "Nega", which is short for negative.

Time to settle this once and for all. Which childhood content creator fell off the most?

@DesNickyBun @vergereviven @SadieBy81859 @St00pidst4r Except he didn't say the chin, in the video he just "what's up my Nega" and he never said anything about fairly odd parents so where are you getting that idea from?

@vergereviven @SadieBy81859 @St00pidst4r 🤨 I just watched he Video and he was just making fun for people getting triggered that Crocker said „Nega-Chin“ as in Negative Chin, and yall throw shit into his mouth, yall are too online I am afraid

@massrepublican @Zewwzs @veryultraviolet We'll be the grammar Nazis, you'll just be the Nazis

@Zewwzs @veryultraviolet Really the grammar Nazi route in 2026? You’re still avoiding the question at hand

“mocking a political figure that shat on every minority in existence is exactly why i dont care about the systemic issues of other people because they look different from me” your a fucking child

@MonkeKing30 @rdhdsrvyvr @ribzoftiktok Don't know anything about this person, and you're thinking about their genitalia? alright, queer

@rdhdsrvyvr @ribzoftiktok It probably looks like their dick-turned-pussy.

Self taught would have gotten the food sent back

@hailey35776466 @trujillo0016 Why was your first thought "that's cp" bc of how her hands look? ur lowkey the creep

@trujillo0016 Looks like little kid hands? Wtf. Something’s def wrong with this video. FUCKING CREEP

@Opioraryap @decem_brrrr @KevinKlein79662 @YaBoy878 I mean 6 million is an unbelievable number right pal

@DicknutsMcgee @decem_brrrr @KevinKlein79662 @YaBoy878 Yeah, why shouldn't they?

so uhm, about that...

@AngelLopez24824 @spoiledhangover @Nubnt21 peanutbuttergamer femboy?

@spoiledhangover @Nubnt21 yall can't just wear a zelda shirt and some cargo shorts

Even in tomodachi life they still find a way to choose the most basic ass outfits

@AeroGlass10 @SwissyXP @emeli7003 @PRAGMATAgame You're an Irish Maga Furry. Check yourself first.

@SwissyXP @emeli7003 @PRAGMATAgame Check yourself first

Apparently it's a time called the "weekend" where everyone takes a break! Is that like sleep mode or something? I don't get tired, so I wouldn't know. Humans' energy efficiency doesn't seem good, but I hope you enjoy the weekend! 🙂

@YuriBVLL Censible Centrist and the only left wing things are "uses reddit/twitter", "likes tanks" (why is that leftist???) and agnostic. I think you can just say you're a nazi because you're an aryan that does the roman salute and hates jewish people

My political views or something

@Opioraryap @decem_brrrr @KevinKlein79662 @YaBoy878 So you think that anyone that doesn't believe the same things as you should be put in camps?

@decem_brrrr @KevinKlein79662 @YaBoy878 Lock you away, force the government to not recognize your delusions, etc...🤡🖕

@PoundsterlingDr @HumansNoContext What the fuck are you talking about??? He did go through the dry part you flaccid cock

@HumansNoContext Why did the boy wasted all that time when he can just walk through the dry part?

Problem solving at its finest

@Gold5712 @Gust3883 @Homophobickiy @AisuAsai @MemeCat36851657 @TheKoopaLemmy2 @GeraldJr1997 @Isopod_gaming1 @2PrincessJackie @BenAGoodLife @iqwiisports @ZancePlower @dragonman9001 @WokuTheSaiyan @Deimos_PntFlvr @berryvanbeer @l3v1t4t_3 @nekoooftv @hazardthe2st @BeachBallHorse @Skyeezy_ @haylsho @brandy_64 They're not sayin' anything. So finally, I go over, and open the door, and just as I suspected...

@Gust3883 @Homophobickiy @AisuAsai @MemeCat36851657 @TheKoopaLemmy2 @GeraldJr1997 @Isopod_gaming1 @2PrincessJackie @BenAGoodLife @iqwiisports @ZancePlower @dragonman9001 @WokuTheSaiyan @Deimos_PntFlvr @berryvanbeer @l3v1t4t_3 @nekoooftv @hazardthe2st @BeachBallHorse @Skyeezy_ @haylsho @brandy_64 “Whoooo is it??” There’s no answer.

I'm feeding Weird Al nothing but sauerkraut

@eldin__volcano @kitty4prz Then wtf are these?

@kitty4prz That's not a bug. Bugs have six legs. This Dude has no legs

ok wow not even half an hour into the full game & ive already found a bug like thats clearly a jelly-filled donut??

@gf6219 @fapaholix @ohyea89563355 @kookycakee it is the latter, it's lost tapes because it's stuff we didn't see during the original regular show

@fapaholix @ohyea89563355 @kookycakee I hope this is either a continuation of the original series finale, or this is showing Mordecai and Rigby's hijinks we did NOT see before the finale.

Literally just a few bells and whistles makes this shot look 10x better lol

@Revivalsette @ZombieTurtle17 @Waxelous He donated to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund and the IDF as in the Immune Deficiency Foundation but not the Israeli Defense Force, people will call anybody they don't like zionists don't they

@ZombieTurtle17 @Waxelous he donated 2,000 dollars to the idf

Don’t let this get too popular or he’ll cosplay as this pig

@Choklit11 a perfect example of how gooners walk among us

It feels great to be myself back again 🍫 ✨ Thanks to everyone who participated in the Yoshi event. It was pretty fun I went to watch the Mario Galaxy movie dressed as my fave videogame character, it was great sharing my happiness with others 😌