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@Samaytwt Is this a rethorical question? Ref: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bat!

Name a better alternative to Gmail i’ll wait.

@ApukatJus @RaminNasibov Hahaha! 🤣 I'm pretty sure at least 69.347% of 𝕏 users have no idea what mIRC is and how we spent nights chatting on it. I still remember the thrill of talking to total strangers on the other side of the world in real time. Today, it's all taken for granted.

@DidDadDoThat @RaminNasibov I like how you included the wiki URL to educate anyone who doesn’t know.🤣🤣🤣

First social media you ever used?

@Rainmaker1973 I'm sure they know each other. 🤔

Monkey covers his bottom when dog comes from behind

Finally, some reassuring data!

@NightSkyToday @grok Could you explain? Where is this claim coming from? Is it correct? 🤔

🚨: We may have miscounted Earth's population.... by literally billions, new study reveals.

@GhostofNoho @Marlayna29 It's a loose situation as soon as you give up. As long as you see the full potential, you win!

@DidDadDoThat @Marlayna29 This is a lose lose situation. I understand now.

Which one?

@elonmusk Failure teaches. Other people's failures teach faster. As Otto von Bismarck said, the wise learn from the mistakes of others.

@Br0mslee 🤣

It's always pizza time here! 😁

@LmaoTato I'm in no hurry to finish the circle... Hahaha 🤣

This illustrates life

@DrClownPhD 100 Followers is an important milestone! Still remember the thrill when that happened to me!

I’m getting close to 100 subscribers, and that’s insane to me. I just want to thank each and every one of you. You’re all amazing 🙏

@JRPMUSIC Or maybe both? A 🤖 with a 🍆?

If you see this. And you just scroll past without saying hello. You must be either a bot or a d*ck. So, are you a 🤖or a 🍆?

@tobiflamme It's groaning up like crazy! Number of followers up by 1347% in less than 13 days! 🎉

I started as a reply guy with 0 followers Reached 30k+ and I’m still showing up and replying every day Is your account growing or should we push you?

@samsheffer Congrats, Sam! Life is not that short! Continue building your systems! Remember, systems are what move the needle. Goals are there simply to monitor your progress in life.

good morning i turn 36 on friday i got married on sunday i work at google deepmind a lot to be thankful and grateful for remember, life is short. every day matters. enjoy it.

The state of the kitchen is the state of the marriage... that's a sentence she dropped on me once and I've been wiping counters in self-defense ever since. Keep moving, keep wiping, and never sit down on a Saturday before noon. dadjokes.cloud/jokes/000067

I just want you to mansplain binary to me.

My wife is always stealing my T-shirts and sweater… but if I take one of her dresses… suddenly… "we need to talk." dadjokes.cloud/jokes/000066

@brockpierson 🍝♻️ At this point I'm praying to the Spaghetti Monster for fresh content. 😂🙏

Recycled posts are getting beyond tiring on here...

I used to dream of having ten followers. Now I teach the elite few how to reach double digits with confidence. 😎 #X #GrowthHacking #InfluencerLife #TrustTheProcess