Steve Yzerman's Weiner

@oldirtydangles Save your fake toughness and outrage for when you are running your gate to Sens fans. LMAOOOOOO!

@DiddumsBurner Your mom said the same thing

Last time the Ottawa Senators won a Stanley Cup Calvin Coolidge was still President and it was a completely different franchise than the current Ottawa Senators who have never actually won a Stanley Cup.

@oldirtydangles Would it be hard to take you seriously with your tongue tickling my fart box.

@DiddumsBurner Pull up and find out

@FINNSAN1TY I just hate the PWHL.

anyways i haven’t engaged in the detroit pwhl discourse but if you’re hating on it and asking why detroit and speaking negatively on detroit i encourage you to check your biases. *why* do you hate detroit? especially if you’ve never stepped foot in here

@oldirtydangles Awwww cute! #keyboardwarrior

@DiddumsBurner Say it to my face sweetie

@vanhalenroth @HotTakeHockey Kasper has been terrible.

@HotTakeHockey If we can agree on a replacement for Kasper, like Cossa, I do it

DET receives: Auston Matthews TOR receives: Marco Kasper Nate Danielson Axel Sandin-Pellikka 2027 1st Round Pick 2028 1st Round Pick

@JCSportsDetroit No sir. If you are still praising Steve Yzerman there is nothing you understand about hockey.

No grandpa Jim I understand facts and logic. Don’t just scream about things that aren’t true.

@oldirtydangles I'm not gay, but if I was, it would be me fucking you, little man.

@DiddumsBurner Looks like the Sens are still on about the wings big dawg. You’re the one living in my replies. I’m not gonna fuck you bro.

@ProfessorLGRW Could be worse. The Wings are married to a GM who can't even manage a playoff spot after 7 seasons.

Astonishing stuff

@TheKlenkster Dahlin > Seider

The Dahlin disrespect is CRAZY

I think the @Senators cuckolded this guy. Now he can't let it go.

@RyanHanaWWP Imagine if any of the podcast bros or Detroit sports media had 1/20 the jam of Steve Simmonds to ask hard questions about Yzerman.

@NoPowTay @JCSportsDetroit ASP was terrible.

Trade Gibson and Faulk Play Both Cossa and Postava Wallstedt is in playoffs and gave 7 goals in his NHl debut it’s time to move up Cossa. Trey can lead Griffins.Don’t need Gibson it’s not like we’re wining cup next year Don’t need Faulk. ASP needs to be paying 2nd line next yr

Yzerman said he’d use the AHL Playoffs to use as a barometer of who could potentially get the call up to Detroit, Michal Postava is making that decision for him. He’s allowed 1 goal in two games, Postava was signed by Detroit last off season from the Czech league. RED WINGS GOALTENDING PIPELINE IS LOADED; • Michal Postava • Sebastian Cossa • Trey Augustine • Carter Gylander • Rudy Guimond (QMJHL best goalie) Full credit to Yzerman, and his amateur scouting staff. I will go in depth tonight, make sure to subscribe to our YouTube below; Red Alert Podcast YT ; @redalertpodcast?si=R5-F3S5lduKTKM9h" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@redalertpodca…

@JCSportsDetroit @qualitycrdboard We know this bro. That's why you'd have to be a mental midget to trade up in the draft and take a goalie in the first round.

@qualitycrdboard Goalies in the NHL aren’t ever a sure thing. Sorry to burst your bubble bro.

@JCSportsDetroit Oh Cossa. We tried.

@oldirtydangles Loser

Yeah spending 30 seconds on ChatGPT making a stupid shit post about the dumbest hockey team with the dumbest fans instead of an hour on canva or days hand drawing it is loser shit for sure

@Concern70732755 I support him for the order of retardation.

Who supports Don Cherry being awarded the Order of Canada ?? 1) Yes ! 2) No

@LarsThorsell Why not? Lookit you still championing Yzerman while he burns this franchise to the ground.

Ok, after all the establishment old fucks and pods came out and hated on the Leafs new hires I hope they make it well enough. I hate the Leafs but I bloody hate these "follow your leader"-muppets, I'm talking national hockey people here... So here's me stanning Chayka.

@The_Mexinadian Video games are childish

Probably because you made the generalized assumption that If your significant other says they don't care if you're playing video games for a few hours then they're lying. Also that it's "unattractive" to play video games in general.

@moreitscider PWHL is mostly irrelevant.

At the end of the day I think if you’re more upset about a city you “don’t like” getting a pwhl team before your city than you are glad that the pwhl is growing (and you’re tweeting about the former and not the latter), you don’t care all that much about the growth of the pwhl