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i haven't made anything in a hot minute so here is an instrumental i made in my hotel room yesterday ✨

Parallel play as an adult is when you and your wife are both on the couch scrolling but if your feet touch her she kills you

@TRANSGENDHER I need to turn my notifs on bc why did I miss this lmao thank you queen

@DietCokeCowboy welcome back GOAT

Turns out caffeine is actually a myth and everyone just needs a 3 hour nap in the middle of the day

Wordle 1,310 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This makes me so angry for some reason lol

@kileyromano Proud to be Italian

Big boost for the Italian community today

Apple cider is great, but have you ever tried cumin in cider?

I love my fiancée so much. We literally never fight except that one time she said that Sunday was the first day of the week (????)

@weknowsit @robertanglen @maddieparrish61 @azcentral Hey freak. If you're gonna use those words you might as well spell them out you fucking weirdo.

@robertanglen @maddieparrish61 @azcentral You're such a soy boy. F*ck off with your f*ggy shit. This dude said the truth and put out hilarious memes

Queen Creek school board member has history of racist, sexist and homophobic posts. He's targeted LGBTQ+ youth, Black holidays and now the vice president. "I won't change who I am," James Knox declares. Story by @maddieparrish61 via @azcentral azcentral.com/story/news/loc…

Wordle 1,093 2/6 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I'm literally so smart

@mascl0ver I know someone just like that

She’s Filipina Lebanese wasian

Is it just me or does it smell like wrongbuddy in here? Is it just me or do I smell wronglittleguy right now?

If I had a dollar for every time I've seen this exact tweet recycled over the years.

I don't care what anyone says. Young Sheldon fucks

Fixed my washing machine today so that was sick as hell

Wordle 933 2/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I'm actually a genius

Fellas. Why come every time pee also fart

Using the subway in Milan is so confusing

Feeling very seen, in bologna. Never forgetto

Shorty you are way too pretty to be watching other people play Roblox on YouTube

Getting an Uber from LAX is one of the hardest and most frustrating things I've ever had to do in my life.