the whore of Babylon❣️

the pinned tweet was a lil old had to update it

Sometimes the Internet can bring to tears in the best way 🥲🥰

i’m so happy for the auto translate

This is ur reminder that you don’t need to use ai in anyway to create art. You don’t need to use ai to “adapt”….instead adapt my foot in ur ass. Keep making art with ur blood sweat and tears and don’t be a fucking loser

all this justin bieber talk reminded me of 4th grade a guy fully sang that should be me to me bc i was in love w justin n i would be his gf

nunca vou esquecer do lançamento desse clipe, o justin fingindo que tinha sido hackeado e a gente no desespero pq o tal do hacker começou a liberar vídeos aleatórios e geral pensando que estavam invadindo a privacidade dele aí DO NADA ele soltando o clipe

i’ve seen this a few times and i am just realizing this isn’t a child. like she looks so horrible???😭

guys if you’re interested in this stuff watch how to catch a smuggler they explain about this in airports a lot n how people do this. and yes sometimes they do pop inside people. very interesting very sad. usually using poor ppl and mothers.

LMAOOO THIS IS SO SMART

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yall don’t understand. he hasn’t smiled like this on stage in YEARS.

BEAUTY AND A BEAT IS A 2012 ANTHEM NOT 2016

A 13-year-old Canadian kid uploaded R&B covers to YouTube in 2008 from his bedroom. A talent manager named Scooter Braun stumbled on the videos and signed him. For the next 15 years, Braun controlled everything. Tours, branding, business deals, public image. The kid became the biggest pop star on the planet, sold 150 million records, racked up 32 billion Spotify streams, and had three Diamond-certified singles before turning 25. Then in 2022, he got hit with Ramsay Hunt syndrome. Partial facial paralysis. Cancelled the world tour. Disappeared from public life entirely. Here's where it gets interesting. In January 2023, he sold his entire 290-song catalog to Hipgnosis for $200 million. Every song he'd ever released. "Baby." "Sorry." "Love Yourself." All of it. Gone. At 28 years old, he cashed out his past. Then he dropped Scooter Braun. After 15 years. No manager. No agent. For the first time in his career, nobody was making decisions for him. Fast forward to this weekend. Coachella calls. He picks up the phone himself. Rolling Stone confirmed he negotiated his own headlining deal directly with Goldenvoice. No agent commission. No manager cut. $10 million for two weekends, and he kept all of it. Then he walked onto the biggest stage in music, sat down behind a MacBook, and pulled up YouTube. He played "Baby" from 2010. He played his bedroom covers from 2008. He harmonized with his 13-year-old self in front of 100,000 people. Katy Perry joked about whether he had YouTube Premium. Half the internet called it lazy. The other half called it genius. They're both wrong. It was a receipt. He sold his catalog for $200 million. He fired the man who discovered him. He negotiated his own deal. And then he went back to the exact platform where it all started and said: I built this from a laptop. I'm headlining Coachella from a laptop. And for the first time in my life, every dollar is mine. The kid from YouTube just closed the loop.

dios mio dios no soy tu guerrera mas fuerte

it really doesn’t sit right with me that karol g delivered one of the most iconic performances coachella has ever seen, made history as the first latina headliner, completely owned the stage with her dancing and presence, gave an exceptional set overall, and still there’s so little praise for it online… oh when i catch u!!!

People in the comments are saying nobody tells you caffeine can be dangerous 😭 my entire life people have been saying “you know that’s not good for you right” if they see me drinking ONE energy drink. It’s actually mad annoying

Justin Bieber has officially broken every Coachella record in sight 🔥 • Highest-paid artist in history • Highest ticket demand ever • Most-liked post ever • Most-viewed & most-Googled performance ever • Most expensive tickets ever sold This is BIEBERCHELLA domination 🔥

No matter how many times her videos show up on my timeline I will always stop whatever I’m doing and watch the entire thing. I always end up feeling both attacked and vindicated.

This will forever be funny to me