DiggityDalt

Just washed a car while "Pour Some Sugar On Me" was playing and let me tell ya, I have never felt sexier

@function @drmarkhyman Is it possible to still accept this offer? I work for the LAFD.

The fires may be out, but the health risks remain. That’s why we’re working to support the health of those on the front lines. LA County firefighters can still get a gifted Function membership + PFAS test to measure exposure and protect their health—get access here: bit.ly/LAFDGIFT We also know firefighters aren’t the only ones at risk. We’re exploring ways to expand access to LA first responders. If you’re a first responder, let us know if you’re interested here: bit.ly/FunctionForLA. You’ll be the first to know if more gifted memberships become available. Because those who protect us shouldn’t have to risk their health to do it.

Did you know we have a fire crew who respond to wildland fires in the Santa Monica Mountains and other local, regional, and national fire incidents? If you have been wanting to join our awesome team, you're in luck – we’re hiring! 🔥

If anyone is looking for a stagecoach ticket hmu! 😬

@ATVIAssist my account got reset HELPPPPPPPPP!

Five guys, hands downs, has the messiest burgers of all times

People at the gym who throw down karate/boxing moves during a lift crack me up 😂

@jordancuevas15j Lolol it’s always so awkward now cuz you don’t know how people are going to act

@DiggityDalt Me too😂 I went for knucks and he was like nahh

Shook someone’s hand for the first time in I don’t even know how long, it felt so wrong, but so right all at the same time 😂

@ryrob51 Right! I never realized how much just a single handshake could communicate until handshakes disappeared 😂

@DiggityDalt Every day I wonder if shaking hands will ever be a thing again 😂

@TJKirchhoff No doubt 😂

@DiggityDalt Nobody likes a rusty bagel

I go to make a bagel this morning and find out that our bagels are moldy, so obviously I throw them out. My dad walks by the trash, picks up the bagels and goes “Oh no are these rusty? What a waste!” 😂😂😂

GIVEAWAY TIME! Like and retweet this post and we will pick 10 people to WIN this ultimate edition Ragnarök #PS5 controller skin, which is yet to be released! 🔥🔥🔥

Remember when exploding fist bumps was a thing lol

@GPizzle7 @Apple No doubt 🤘🏼

@DiggityDalt @Apple Great song.

Hey @Apple quit bein soft

#Dodgers fans, this ones for you 💪 We’re in the EndGame now... #Dodgers  #WorldSeries  @DodgersNation

$100,000 TORONTO ULTRA CHAMPS!!! w/ @Swagg & @DiazBiffle #MFAM W

@jlambertcoach Ain’t that the truth, it’s all about the fans now rather than the game

@DiggityDalt Doesn't get you paid. 😔

Why is it so sexy seeing an oppo base hit now? #Imustbeold