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I would just like to wish Dave "The Kirkby Cuthroat" Furlong a simply wonderful day. Declare your vows with fervour and exclaim your speech with gusto, my friend @DaveFurlong2

You guys at @flannelsfashion are bigger frauds than the respective managers of Toothless FC and Carpet Football put together!!!!!!

@gsull3 A great picture my friends. I hope you all enjoy a Newcastle Brown afterwards upon changing into your Gio-Goi and Adidas PTs attire

I would just like to wish everyone playing Footgolf a fantastic round. Head over the ball and make sure you get a clean strike. Be aware of those fast greens also my friends

@gsull3 it is a crying shame he is so rude to not even acknowledge my recommendation, Irate Isle of Man Manhandler

I would just like to wish The Dunlop Drive Destroyer an enthralling time when breaking bread with The Notorious New Jersey Juggernaut across the pond. Enjoy your vacation my friends, the Historic Yates Mill County Park simply has to be on the itinerary

As I warned the Radley Drive Raging Bull, Sefton Drive Slugger, Atholl Crescent Assassin and Old Swan Slobberknocker @EddieRooney1990 @AdamJFurlong @markbung @krustythedriver

I would just like to remind the Radley Drive Raging Bull, Sefton Drive Slugger, Atholl Crescent Assassin and Old Swan Slobberknocker about the roaming charges that are now in effect. Make sure you are aware my friends and be vigilant for purloiners whilst quaffing Eurofizz

*Nick 'The Stout-Hearted Steeplechase Close Cutthroat' Jones. Silly Dohead

I would just like to wish Nick 'The Stout-Hearted Steeplechase Close Cutthroat' a great time in our nation's capital. I'd recommend drinks at the Shard where you can soak in the stunning views but make sure your wallet is thick my friend, although I'm told it rarely isn't

I would just like to recommend to the Nick "The Moss Pitts Lane Mauler" Jones that it might be worth taking some engine coolant for the journey to Wembley. It's going to be a hot day my friend and the Duster needs to be in top condition

@gsull3 @OfficialFPL I will be having a Umbongo-flavoured vodka jelly, Irate Isle of Man Manhandler

How will you celebrate winning your #FPL mini-league? 🏆

it has quite simply been a stunning battle so far Irate Isle of Man Manhandler. Our styles are antithetical but we have so much mutual respect. We will never say we dislike either's respective footballing mantras come the end of our clash - win, lose or draw

I would just like to wish Nick "The Moss Pitts Lane Mauler" Jones a great drive to Wembley. Enjoy being at the wheel my friend and I hope the Duster gets there and back safe

@gsull3 I believe I should be in the reckoning for Most Improved Worm and/or the Club Worm of the Year award Graeme "The Irate Isle of Man Manhandler" Sullivan

I would also like to inform Dave "The Dunlop Drive Destroyer" Furlong of planning application that has been submitted to Sefton Council for a single storey extension near his abode. This could cause interruptions to your day for a brief period so be aware my friend @DaveFurlong2

I would just like to put on record what an enthralling battle myself and Dave "The Dunlop Drive Destroyer" Furlong had. I relished every kick. I look forward to buying you a post-match Carlsberg to discuss our showdowns next season @DaveFurlong2 #fantasypremier #fantasyfootball

I would just like to wish Paul "The Merciless Mostyn Avenue Maverick" Martin a great holiday. Enjoy the winter sun my friend and I hope you don't get into the predicament the last time you were on those shores @paulm1430

I would just like to wish the Atholl Crescent Assassin, Radley Drive Raging Bull, Sefton Drive Slugger, Moss Pits Lane Mauler and anyone else attending a great day at Wembley. The weather couldn't be much better at this time of year. Enjoy the day my friends