🦤 Raphus Cucullatus🦤

Making my way down town Big and grey Easy prey I’m extinct now DODO DODO DODO DO

@DIST0RTUS_REX WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU (good morning)

MOOOØRNINĞ…

@Terr0r0fB1rds IM BUILT FOR NOTHING

@Dildosneverdies NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE LITTLE LEGS! I LITERALLY WAS BUILT FOR RUNNING!

SLOW DOWN IM NOT TRYING TO GO EXTINCT GOD DAMN IT @Terr0r0fB1rds

@Terr0r0fB1rds YOUR LUCKY I CAN TAKE 2 STEPS WITHOUT KILLING MYSELF

@Dildosneverdies WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EVOLVE WITHOUT SURVIVAL INSTINCTS

YOU DUMBASS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE! WHY IS EVERYTHING SO YELLOW!

@CavemanCutout HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE

anything be falling into cutout’s house nowadays wtf

HELP ME HOW DO I GET OUT

@RamLovesGrass @oldestanimal YEAHHHHHH FUCK HIM

@oldestanimal Suck my big sheep dick

I am king of #animaltwt

@oldestanimal KING OF BEING SLOW

@Terr0r0fB1rds @Pterodactylwtf You can’t correct when you’re DEAD

@Dildosneverdies @Pterodactylwtf Also *you're

hierarchy of dumb ass creatures (from dumb to dumbest) 5. Penguin (bird but swims instead of flies - dumbass 4. Frog (doesn't even know if it's a land or water animal and its face is absurd - DUMB) 3. Sparrow (thinks I am their ancestor but also secretly in love with me - IDIOT) 2. Mosasaurus (eats pterosaurs - fuckin DUMB AS SHIT) 1. Brachiosaurus (brain to body ratio is basically the moon compared to the sun - KING DUMBASS)

@Terr0r0fB1rds @Pterodactylwtf Your fat as fuck

@Dildosneverdies @Pterodactylwtf No you don't or you wouldn't be in my nest at night

@Terr0r0fB1rds @Pterodactylwtf I hate you

@Pterodactylwtf Omg we fucking get it you hate us birds that can't fly!

@SirDripstein IM SO BIG AND BEAUTIFUL

What do you do in this situation? #arkart #playark

@Terr0r0fB1rds @SirDripstein I LOOK FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

@SirDripstein Seeing as I deal with @Dildosneverdies a version of her bigger than me would be a fucking nightmare

@motheinsect AHHHHHHHHH

@Dildosneverdies hey

what if i peek at you like this

@Terr0r0fB1rds @LionInCrisis Talking about youself?

@LionInCrisis The sin of sloth itself is envious of you with how lazy you are

sleep 🥰

@Terr0r0fB1rds Shot

All I hear is food thinking it's safe

@Terr0r0fB1rds YOURE DEAD

@Dildosneverdies You already tried but you're too small

Yo fuck that terror bird you know who you are

@Terr0r0fB1rds @v333lociraptor 🎶you died before me🎶

@Dildosneverdies @v333lociraptor THAT ALSO MAKES YOU A LOSER?!?!

arf arf im a cute puppy