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*answers obvious scam call* me: hello? automated call: h e l l o t h i s i s L I S A f r o m C H A S E B A N K me: lisa you crazy bitch what’s good

@AlainGarlic Get better soon Lou 🫡

MY DOG LOU WAS ATTACKED BY A NEIGHBORHOOD DOG THIS MORNING CURRENTLY SITTING AT VET GETTING STITCHED UP HOPING IT CLOTS ON ITS OWN OTHERWISE WE MIGHT HAVE TO GO TO EMERGENCY VET FO A SURGERY TO MAKE SURE ITS NOT SOMETHING MORE SERIOUS HES BEEN BRAVE TODAY 🫡🧄

@JennaMacnut Noun, verb, and adjective. Triple threat 😤

@Avalanche @DriveToyota Adjective, verb, and noun, you name it we got it

Force of Nature vs. Adjective

@kelseyaellstrom Pretty sure this is just account pretending to be ants burner

Ant is the goat

“Man I love Rudy… He got a big house, big money man… He’s a funny character, he’s a great person to be around… I came to the bench and said, ‘Rudy, did you just shoot a 3?’ He was like ‘man, I thought it was cash’” - Ayo Dosunmu on Rudy Gobert

If I was Rudy it would take everything in my being not to just cuss out Shaq the whole time Credit to him for doing the interview after all the BS Inside the NBA has thrown his way over the year

Jaden wasn’t phased one bit 😭😭😭

@SleeperClippers @SleeperTWolves The wolves

Clippers receive: -Julius Randle -Jaden McDaniels -2 first round picks Timberwolves receive: -Kawhi Leonard Who says no? 🤔

@Will_d_jones You guys are losers

AG’s calf is deteriorated and ANT doesn’t look hurt at all. With Arod involved in the org you have to question PEDs

@_SVPod @notthefakeSVP SVP tell that to your coworker Dorris Burke

"Watching him hit the deck in game to game and get foul calls is not a ton of fun... it's just automatic. Auto whistle." @notthefakeSVP on his issues with the way SGA is officiated ⬇️

Me defending Rudy Gobert from casuals

75 in minneapolis? Queue up some steely dan

Julius Randle stop shooting 3s challenge

Already tired of seeing Bruce browns annoying ass bouncing around crying after every whistle

That’s such a horrible foul holy shit

@RepPeteStauber Fuck you. The majority of Minnesotans DID NOT want this. Way to put profits before your constituents you greedy low life piece of shit

BREAKING: A major victory for America and Minnesota’s 8th Congressional District was secured today. The Senate just passed my bill to reverse Biden’s illegal mining ban in the Superior National Forest – it’s now headed to the President’s desk! Mining is our past, our present, and our future – and the future looks bright!

@JLEdwardsIII @joenels @lazchance Look at the clutch stats, ants numbers the entire year back up that he’s more clutch than SGA

@joenels @lazchance I’m voting SGA but also Minnesota doesn’t have what award he’s eligible to win on here

I don’t usually like being a postseason voter (too much pressure, hard to watch every team closely when covering a team, but I do it every few years) but the best part is the cool stuff teams send to pitch their guys. Nice work from Minnesota

Damn they’re too broke to pay the electricity bill? No wonder they can’t fill out a competent roster

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.