DineAsur 🦕💨🦖

i got 5.8 M views on my last reel on Insta. First in my bloodline to get this much views. 🥰 but never posted anything after this... 🙃 because bapuji asked "isse ghar chalega 🫠"

@MrNandkishor09 ye kaha se khichi 😯

म... म पे बड़े ऊ की मात्रा... मू... न... मून

@MrNandkishor09 accha 🫡 to fir apna wlaa upload kro too kuch maza aaye ,😎

@DineAsur Mai isme nahi hu kyonki mera alag batch tha

I was living this moment the last time I felt happy. 💝

@officialmonu444 🤣🤣

@DineAsur 😂🤣

Ek hafte ke liye airspace band kar do saari badmoshi nikal jayegi.

@MrNandkishor09 oh ho, Jai Hind 🫡

@DineAsur Ye NDA candidates hai saare

@MrNandkishor09 uske liye too gehri tapasya krni padegi aise appointment nahi milti kaliyug me 🥺

@DineAsur Ajeeb kism ka darr hai Shukracharya ko complaint kijiye

i feel uncomfortable around short people, what if they pinch my chest nipples and run away

@DineAsur Mujhse kuch nahi hota lekin

Mujhse kuch nahi hota 😞

@officialmonu444 garmi he itni he sabko chaddhi he 😭🤣 (par isko thodi zyada he chadhi he)

@DineAsur Naya naya aya hai garmi chhadi hai usko.

@nazarutaaro_x funny ho gaya zyada , 😮‍💨😮‍💨😎🤘🏻

@shivvii33 u are so smart adii

@DineAsur Pta hi tha

giyan 🥰

@TeamHinduUnited ek baar bjp ko centre me aane do🤡 Akhand bharat bana denge papa

A Hindu girl was forced to remove her Kanthi (Tulsi) mala during the NEET exam in Surat. Her father courageously protested: “I am the son of a Hindu and I am standing in Surat, not in Lahore, Karachi, or Pakistan." He said — "You people cannot remove hijab and burqa, but you have the guts to remove the Tulsi mala from my daughter’s neck!”

@Just_Sid_1 @Croww_things श्राद्ध me khana dalunga isko

@Croww_things Most successful bird on twitter...!!

Gained over 100 +followers in 10 minutes crazyyy.🫡🫶🏻

@nazarutaaro_x dupher me chalao

beta pura din phone mt chalaya karo ankhe kharab ho jayegi me:

Shame on Aditya Dhar 😭

@EpicRohit45 ab aayega result

Goat Sapphire is back guys 😁😁

@urlocaldoggy @l3vvrayson because he knows the recipe of parle g and pedigree both 😋

Why is this mammal behaving like a boss

@uncanny4484 mamta didi will be so free after elections, unko rishta bhejo 😎

Once jokingly told my mom that if BJP wins in Bengal, I’ll agree to get married. Ever since then, at the end of every single phone call, she makes sure to remind me,The results are out on May 4th