John “Bazooka” Dingleton

How did my roommate even manage to post up like this

Nice blinker dumbass

Gambling against my friends with cutwaters tonight. Starting to realize why I can’t get an internship. #loser

Penn upsets the world tonight btw

Only 2 people like my posts. AND IM BOFFA THEM!

If Troy wins this basketball game I will do whatever the top comment says.

@WIACRickLafleur @JohnBeer938 @WIACWildt 🤨

Fuck the bracket didn’t post VOTE VOTE VOTE ⬇️⬇️⬇️

@WIAC_Nils @JohnBeer938 @PierceNelson22 Hey now, two gritty BB. He also allowed the “longest strike” Dingleton had ever witnessed in his life.

@JohnBeer938 @PierceNelson22

Three things in life are certain: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. The hot tub not working at the hotel the pioneers are staying at

How early is too early to attempt the CFA I exam?

@GartrellJacobs @nlorensensports SMU by murder

@nlorensensports I think SMU is a good matchup for the Redhawks as well. Was not impressed with them at all this year

If Miami (OH) is able to make it past the First 4, I think they got the perfect draw Philly is notably a city that gets behind the underdog Although they have a 31-1 record, they’ve been doubted all year, last team in the field. They’ll go up against an SEC team. 10-bid league.

@theUAAblower Weiss was part Jewish.

Players to watch: Pelligrino (SS), Soong (IF), Equale (IF), Stephens (OF), Witte (C), Stevenson (P), Zhang (LHP), Brickley (P) Key players lost: Buday - Team Lead @ EnergyCX Weiss - Analyst @ Elevate Reichman - Founder - Oarfish Mazone - Unemployed Guzman - Sales @ FMC (4/4)

#1 WashU — Pretty clear UAA favorite imo. Will possibly be a World Series team this season. At 10-3 currently, WashU dropped 3 of its last 4 to subpar teams. The Bears were enjoying their honey to start the season off 9-0, but the sugar high has seemed to wear off. (1/4)

@GartrellJacobs @JohnBeer938 @WIACWildt I’ll leak your full identity gartrell

@Dingleton_John @JohnBeer938 @WIACWildt Those UAA liberals don’t deserve a bracket

@Timjagginoff Got my vote.

I’ll be honest, haven’t been active in months, don’t know how I made it in, but I’m feeling a 2023 Fairleigh Dickenson type run outta myself here. Go vote Tim!

@GartrellJacobs Enough to make a grown man chuckle

Mississippi University for Women son or Rose-Hulman daughter? #D3decisions

Hot take alert 🚨: when cramming in the back row of a car the best seat is the middle. Sneaky optimal leg room with great vision through the front window.

Can I get a DUI for driving with a zyn in?

Formation of the day: Baseball edition. Big moment for Miller here

they hate to see a white boy with movement

Heard a pitcher say that he PR today on the bump by envisioning his family get killed in a bombing in Iran. It is never this deep.