Randy the Dingus

I'm back.

Just asked my dog why he's so blue? 😂

ass end of the bread

@klaculus You?

Molly hard at work editing this week's Kill Count

@snipebeebo This was a scheduled tweet..

My Prediction.. 🤫 In the year 2020 There will be a virus named Covid-19 that will kill millions and shut down the world for 2 Years...

Literally nothing happens cuz I'm a slow moron

I HATE DOMINOS I HATE DOMINOS I HATE DOMINOS I HATE DOMINOSI HATE DOMINOS I HATE DOMINOSI HATE DOMINOS I HATE DOMINOSI HATE DOMINOS I HATE DOMINOSI HATE DOMINOS I HATE DOMINOSI HATE DOMINOS I HATE DOMINOSI HATE DOMINOS I HATE DOMINOSI HATE DOMINOS I HATE DOMINOSI HATE DOMINOS I H

@madeofjade that's wilderness

switched from saying "that's crazy" to "that's wild" because of ya'll. the voices the fucking voices

@elix420_ @snipebeebo

who would win in a fight

@snipebeebo So real

If you didnt watch this in theatres youre a loser

Alright so basically. Eat my ass?

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week

#MarvelsSpiderManRemastered Man

Help

@PepitoTheCat Goodbye pepito

Pépito is out (06:23:55)

Porn bots are stalking me

Biggest fear is one day this account tweets out that pepito is out and then never tweets again

@blushiree Mf dropped the curse of ra