Luke Schmidt

Don't tell me what to do twitter.com/mcdonalds/stat…

You never know who’s backing your corner.

Wrestling is not a sport, Idk why you added John Cena

How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.

Pardon My Take and any car ride longer than 2 hours

Beer is narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams

I don’t think anyone born after 1994 watches the news.

@YZR_Fantasy Toby Gerhart

Name an ACTUALLY forgotten NFL player. I don’t want to see “Luke Kuechly”, I wanna hear something like Jacquizz Rodgers

Super excited to try Drink, i hope Flavor tastes good

U ever got inside jokes with yourself or is that schizophrenia

We’re about to approach the best 5 month stretch of each year. God speed everyone.

33 years without a Championship or even just a finals appearance…

Believe That.

Hit the Awoo

NAZ REID

Love Sosa

Gambling is equivalent to buying beers because you enjoy the taste.