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NEEEEEEW SKETCH!!! @kurdymann and I had the absolute pleasure of shooting this with the marvellous Harrie Hayes!
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Dipak Patel
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Dipak Patel
@Dipako
Bald, brown, comedy director.
South London Katılım Ekim 2009
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@WWENetwork the replay of Mania from last night is f***ed on the app. Please fix! 😭 🙏
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Asked a member of staff at East Croydon why there were no bins at the station. They said, “Don’t need them, Croydon’s already rubbish.”
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Join us @themillerpub on Monday for an incredible night of stand up and character comedy 🥳
eventbrite.co.uk/e/721623424087…
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Wanna see a magic trick? I’m gonna make any credibility I’ve gained as a comedy writer over the last 20 years DISAPPEAR… in 5 minutes, live on stage! 🪄🎩🐇
Stop trying to make sketch happen@SketchFetch
You do not want to miss our INCREDIBLE line up this month @themillerpub which includes comedy genius @Dipako! Dipak Patel writes award-winning shorts and directs viral sketch comedy. Now for some reason he’s doing stand-up. Tickets: eventbrite.co.uk/e/608626687807
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Best bit about the rail strikes is watching city bankers nervously board a bus for the first time like they’re walking through a sketchy neighbourhood at night.
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He’s just a human chef’s kiss…
The Problem With Jon Stewart@TheProblem
State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.
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Just TWO WEEKS til the @BuffyRevamped tour opens at @WiltonMusicHall!
Grab your favourite #BuffyTheVampireSlayer fan & check out BuffyRevamped.co.uk to find your nearest venue.✌🏻🧛🏻♂️
“COMEDY THEATRE AT ITS FINEST… SUPERNATURALLY GOOD” ★★★★★ @STARBURST_MAG
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@marcus_bernard The South Londoner in me hears “I wear barefoot shoes” and thinks, “All at once?? How many pairs are we talking exactly?”
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I wear them Vivobarefoot shoes and they're so butters.
But they've completely fixed my on-going knee pain and are so comfy that I can never go back to regular shoes.
They're so fucking butters, though.
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It was 30 degrees and I was topless during the recording of this podcast, those were the days… 🥶
ComedyQuizPod@comedyquizpod
Great new episode has dropped w/guest @youtube(ers) @Dipako & @kurdymann! Topics are @OriginalWD40, Cycling & Animals that Fart. Play along & Post your scores here! @TheDavidShore @ShulieCowen @CaptivateAudio @GoodpodsHQ @podcastplaylist @PlayMorePods #Comedy #podcasts
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I’d be much more excited about Christmas if we only held it once every four years, somewhere warm, or at the home of the next highest homophobic bidder. Ba bumhug!
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If @VancityReynolds and @RMcElhenney bought @GreggsOfficial and then made an 18 part series about their journey to getting them promoted to a swanky Michelin-starred restaurant, that would make my year! 🙏🏽🤞🏽 #upthepasty 🥧
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Nursery drop-off was easy when everyone was WFH. No one was in a rush, everyone was happy to stop, chat, have a laugh. Now we’re all back in the office, the standard greeting is a pleasant “F*** YOU, I’M NOT MISSING THIS TRAIN!” yelled as you fling your toddler through the door.
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@AndyBailieComic The bartender asks “Why the non-linear structure?”
Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.
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Massive thanks to @Exit6FilmFest and to @baronifish & crew for allowing @kurdymann and I to now refer to ourselves as “award-winning writers” rather than our previous title of “grade-A morons”. Definitely an upgrade! 🎉🥂
Exit 6@Exit6FilmFest
Our #Exit622 award for Best Script went to the talented Kirsty Mann & Dipak Patel for LADY BRENTLY'S END 🏆🎬 A huge thank you to screenwriter Chris Brandon (Bloodlands, Red Rock) for being our guest judge this year. Congratulations to all our winners! #shortfilm #filmfestival
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Congratulations @kurdymann and @Dipako for winning this award! It was a joy to read their fast, funny, furious script when it landed in my inbox two years ago, and it’s been a real treat to bring it to life together. Thanks @Exit6FilmFest for recognising their brilliant work 🎬
Exit 6@Exit6FilmFest
Our #Exit622 award for Best Script went to the talented Kirsty Mann & Dipak Patel for LADY BRENTLY'S END 🏆🎬 A huge thank you to screenwriter Chris Brandon (Bloodlands, Red Rock) for being our guest judge this year. Congratulations to all our winners! #shortfilm #filmfestival
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