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Dipshit Llama

@DipshitL

passeth that grass ov'r hither, lest I waste away

Katılım Eylül 2020
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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
Predator, but instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger, it’s Elliot Page.
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Max Zeff
Max Zeff@ZeffMax·
Musk's lawyer brought a big monitor (maybe 36 inches) into the courtroom. OpenAI's lawyers asked to use it. Musk's lawyers said no. The judge told Musk's lawyers they have to let OpenAi use it. Then OpenAI said it might not be possible to connect their laptops to it.
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Nurse Kelly 💋
Nurse Kelly 💋@kelly_nsfwt·
Calling all pussy eaters. 📢 Do you SUCK or LICK the clit? 👅
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Nostalgic Hubb
Nostalgic Hubb@NostalgicHubb·
Can anyone crack this code? What was the fathers name?
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Whemïmor
Whemïmor@hy_wemmy·
Wife is on her period and husband is h0rny. What do you do as a husband?
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Chirag Barjatya
Chirag Barjatya@chiragbarjatya·
I rarely see rich affluent people travelling back to their hometown to cast a vote. But I always see people in BPL travelling for 2-4 days changing trains, buses and what not to cast a vote. Why?
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Oku
Oku@oku_yungx·
I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”
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Dipshit Llama
Dipshit Llama@DipshitL·
@sachya2002 She's probably flying 1st and has a concierge. If you spend the same you'll have the same privilege
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Sachya
Sachya@sachya2002·
Kareena Kapoor broke the line at the airport and straight away moved to the gate. Why do celebrities get to do that? Who gave them this entitlement? Other people who are waiting at the airport also have urgent flights to catch, It's not fair to everyone.
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Dear Self.
Dear Self.@Dearme2_·
What's a sign of a very low intelligence?
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Sexual Health coach
Sexual Health coach@sxhealth101·
Average minutes a man lasts in bed as per country: 🇬🇧 UK – 4–5 mins 🇺🇸 USA – 4–6 mins 🇨🇦 Canada – 4–5 mins 🇮🇳 India – 5–7 mins 🇳🇬 Nigeria – 6–9 mins 🇬🇭 Ghana – 6–10 mins 🇲🇽 Mexico – 8–12 mins 🇰🇪Kenya – 10–15 mins.....Show more
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Dipshit Llama
Dipshit Llama@DipshitL·
@p8stie All men have a 6 pack, it's just hidden under subcutaneous fat 😜
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Mariè
Mariè@p8stie·
All men should have a 6 pack
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Pratham khanna
Pratham khanna@Portfolio_Bull·
Richest Indians in USA 🔥 1) Jay Chaudhary~ ₹1.66 Lakh Crore 2) Vinod Khosla~ ₹85,560 Crore 3) Rakesh Gangwal~ ₹61,380 Crore 4) Romesh Wadhwani~ ₹46,500 Crore 5) Rajiv Jain~ ₹44,640 Crore 6) Kavitark Ram~ ₹27,900 Cr. 7) Raj Sardana~ ₹18,600 Cr. 8) Sundar Pichai…Show more
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The Yawning Chihuahua
The Yawning Chihuahua@theyawninchihua·
#BREAKING 🚨 Here’s your first look at the Honda City Neue Klasse, a midlife facelift extending the lifecycle of the 5th-generation model. Bookings open on 31 April
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RUDRO 🕉️
RUDRO 🕉️@RudroUtsha·
2 different men under same roof, bought up by same parents 😰
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Neha Singhal Trader
Neha Singhal Trader@nsinghal211·
My Neighbour bhayia married in 2022 & having a girl child. His income is about ₹15 LPA. Everyone said: “Put your kid in ₹6L private school.” He didn’t instead Choose: • Govt school. ₹500/year. • Saved ₹8 Lakh every year.
• Invested silently. 8 years later…Show more
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Soniya Deshwal
Soniya Deshwal@ImSoniya24·
Netflix ने Aditya Dhar को Dhurandhar के लिए ₹200 करोड़ ऑफर किए थे लेकिन Aditya Dhar ने फिल्म के डिजिटल राइट्स ₹150 करोड़ में Jio Hotstar को बेच दिए ये ₹50 करोड़ का नुकसान नहीं बल्कि ₹500 करोड़ का फायदा हैं क्योंकि खुद Mukesh Ambani ने Aditya Dhar को फोन करके...See more
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