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Chrysteána

@DisBishDoe

Kyle 🦇 • Devil May Care

NWI Katılım Ekim 2010
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Chrysteána@DisBishDoe·
It's actually crazy to me that my grandma raised me. Had a first born boy, my mom had me first, my sister had a daughter first and I had a boy first and both me and my grandma had first born sons in October. Hers the beginning, mine the end of the month. Skipping gens is wild
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Me at work with 31,000+ emails and my boss says "just click read all, we don't care" Say no more 😂
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Maternity leave coming to an end today has me all in my feels. I also have no idea how I plan to work from home simultaneously and I think I'm in WAAAY over my head here 🥲
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I feel so accomplished that I did so much in my twenties, lived across the US and the world, then to settle down and have a baby to enjoy and thrive with in my thirties. That was my goal and I can't believe I did it 🥹💓
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The prices of head spa's in NWI are kinda crazy (not all but some). We used to get them included for any hair service in Japan 🥲
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Chrysteána@DisBishDoe·
My moms birthday gift to me is to babysit one weekend and get Kyle and I a room to unwind and I think she secretly just wants great grandbaby number 2 🤣
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Chrysteána@DisBishDoe·
My biological mom is over here telling me “welcome to motherhood” when she asked about my son & I mentioned I was able to get him to nap without tears today Girl what do you even mean, you didn’t raise all FIVE of us 🙃 welcome to motherhood, stfu…
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Chrysteána@DisBishDoe·
When everyone said you’d hate your dog postpartum, they meant it. I had a deep love/hate relationship with my dog bc he’s ALWAYS acting up and I’m over it 🙃
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They also said they’d swap dryers if I wanted to stay home 🤣 and that they’d pick it all up, do it and bring it back. I love them lol
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Chrysteána@DisBishDoe·
My grandparents love me SO much that my dryer needs repaired and they said they would do it all and fold it if I bring the baby over tomorrow 😂 My real mom signed over custody when I was 3 months old and that was the best thing that ever happened to me clearly 🥹
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Chrysteána@DisBishDoe·
Surprisingly a power move is putting on family feud when you have workers at your home 😂
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Chrysteána@DisBishDoe·
My little 3am Halloween baby🎃
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Chrysteána@DisBishDoe·
I used to hate waking up at 3am because it’s the witching hour, and since my baby was born at 3:01am, it now has a new purpose and I’ve been sobbing over that for the past 2 weeks 😂💓
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Chrysteána@DisBishDoe·
When it’s your husbands second day back to work since you had a baby and his coworkers can’t believe you sent him to work with coffee/breakfast so they call to confirm 😂
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Chrysteána@DisBishDoe·
Chatgpt estimated my handle could be worth $10k-$30k So who’s buying??? Because I’d like to pay off my car 👀
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I haven’t been hormonal hardly this entire pregnancy and then I’m in the final stretch and sobbing…DAILY!? All happy tears but all I did was read a post saying “it’s my babies first Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas” and I’m sobbing? Ok wow 😂
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Chrysteána@DisBishDoe·
Seeing my dad and my husband work on little home projects together warms my heart, I gotta good man 😭💓
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My cousin got a FREE, brand new nespresso valued at $200 and then also got a free nespresso frother with it that she gave me and that alone was $100. CRAZY. She’s a free stuff champion 😂
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Chrysteána@DisBishDoe·
I genuinely feel so lucky that so many people truly shopped from my baby registry. Everyone had me scared that people wouldn’t and I didn’t even want to make a registry at first because anything to me is perfectly fine, but I am so glad I did 🥹our little boy is so loved.
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