Chrysteána

It's actually crazy to me that my grandma raised me. Had a first born boy, my mom had me first, my sister had a daughter first and I had a boy first and both me and my grandma had first born sons in October. Hers the beginning, mine the end of the month. Skipping gens is wild

Me at work with 31,000+ emails and my boss says "just click read all, we don't care" Say no more 😂

Maternity leave coming to an end today has me all in my feels. I also have no idea how I plan to work from home simultaneously and I think I'm in WAAAY over my head here 🥲

I feel so accomplished that I did so much in my twenties, lived across the US and the world, then to settle down and have a baby to enjoy and thrive with in my thirties. That was my goal and I can't believe I did it 🥹💓

The prices of head spa's in NWI are kinda crazy (not all but some). We used to get them included for any hair service in Japan 🥲

My moms birthday gift to me is to babysit one weekend and get Kyle and I a room to unwind and I think she secretly just wants great grandbaby number 2 🤣

My biological mom is over here telling me “welcome to motherhood” when she asked about my son & I mentioned I was able to get him to nap without tears today Girl what do you even mean, you didn’t raise all FIVE of us 🙃 welcome to motherhood, stfu…

When everyone said you’d hate your dog postpartum, they meant it. I had a deep love/hate relationship with my dog bc he’s ALWAYS acting up and I’m over it 🙃

They also said they’d swap dryers if I wanted to stay home 🤣 and that they’d pick it all up, do it and bring it back. I love them lol

My grandparents love me SO much that my dryer needs repaired and they said they would do it all and fold it if I bring the baby over tomorrow 😂 My real mom signed over custody when I was 3 months old and that was the best thing that ever happened to me clearly 🥹

Surprisingly a power move is putting on family feud when you have workers at your home 😂

My little 3am Halloween baby🎃

I used to hate waking up at 3am because it’s the witching hour, and since my baby was born at 3:01am, it now has a new purpose and I’ve been sobbing over that for the past 2 weeks 😂💓

When it’s your husbands second day back to work since you had a baby and his coworkers can’t believe you sent him to work with coffee/breakfast so they call to confirm 😂

Chatgpt estimated my handle could be worth $10k-$30k So who’s buying??? Because I’d like to pay off my car 👀

This and ALLLL restaurants NOT having purse hooks or baskets!!! 😭 GET WITH IT

I haven’t been hormonal hardly this entire pregnancy and then I’m in the final stretch and sobbing…DAILY!? All happy tears but all I did was read a post saying “it’s my babies first Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas” and I’m sobbing? Ok wow 😂

Seeing my dad and my husband work on little home projects together warms my heart, I gotta good man 😭💓

My cousin got a FREE, brand new nespresso valued at $200 and then also got a free nespresso frother with it that she gave me and that alone was $100. CRAZY. She’s a free stuff champion 😂

I genuinely feel so lucky that so many people truly shopped from my baby registry. Everyone had me scared that people wouldn’t and I didn’t even want to make a registry at first because anything to me is perfectly fine, but I am so glad I did 🥹our little boy is so loved.