Geoff Discher

@undertaker, thank you for being a small influence in my life. I appreciate you more than words in a tweet or on a page can ever convey, my friend. Best wishes to you and your lovely family.

@DekeHenriFurry *boop and a snug just because, sir*

~ Deke🐾 #VGKvsWPG

@TVSportsUpdates: Any idea on how the Netflix or NBC graphics package for MLB will look? I feel like NBC has to go bigger than their RSNs.

@tlschwerz Delete your account.

This is going to have significant ripple effects across families, communities, and the sports world. An absolute beacon of light, family, futures, just so sad.

Oh my God. Absolutely gutted for her family.

@GoldenRatioOTD The bestest to ever paw-dapt!

21/3/23 On this day: Hopper in her cart!

@ShadowLakeDog Happ Gotcha Day, Augie pup pup!

🎉IT’S MY GOTCHA DAY! 🎉 One year ago today, my family brought me to my forever home and I filled it with smiles + joy.

@CourtHaw Full of g'b'aaaaawwwwwww then, full of g'b'aaaaaaaaawwww now even if his family has questionable taste in baseball teams.

#throwbackthursday 🥰 an adorable pup to handsome dude! #goldenretrievers #goldenpatrick #dogsoftwitter

@darbijothegoldn Full of g'b'aaaaaaaaawwwwwww because of course she is.

#ThrowbackThursday March 19, 2014 with 😇Darbi Jo… 💜

Two weeks from starting season 17 at Target Field. See you soon, @CoryProvus, @Audra_Martin, and others!

@servicerotties But Chesnyy, he's your brother!

🐶Chesnyy here from the deck perch: Today my 5-month-old, 60-lb “baby” brother Kenji—just a giant fluffball on stilts with paws the size of dinner plates—cracked the fetch code like a tiny furry genius today. 😂 Round 1: Orange ring tossed. This overgrown land shark trots over in full serious-puppy mode, those huge feet flopping like flippers, fumbles the ring into his giant mouth (classic baby coordination chaos), then proudly trots back beaming like “Behold human! Look at my prize, captured by the biggest, best boy in existence!” Tug starts… “Break!” Dramatic freeze. Then sloooowly opens that massive maw and gently let's go of it right in her hand. Tail: polite wag. Face: pure ego—“Here… but remember, everything still belongs to ME, the king of this yard.” Round 2: Ring flies again (flies is an overstatement, the human throws like a toddler). Same adorable trot-out (paws slapping the ground like elephant seals), same mouth wrestle to grab it, same proud strut back with chest puffed like he just conquered Rome. “Break!”—INSTANT mouth opens, ring gently deposited in her hand like executive-level service. Tail explodes into helicopter mode. He cranes his neck UP at me with sparkling eyes & perked ears screaming “BIG SIS I DID IT—give back = endless throws! Loop hacked! Bow to my brilliance!” This ego-on-legs went from “mine forever, no touchy” to “strategic hand-off for maximum ROI”. At 5 months and already outgrowing his own paws. He just figured out the key to capitalism. Future CEO or world’s most efficient play beggar with delusions of grandeur? 🎥 attached—watch the glow-up moment this oversized puppy learned the game only continues if he plays nice and hands it over. Send backup rings before his ego starts invoicing us. 🐾💸 #KenjiTheMenace #FetchGenius #ServiceRottieLife #BabyBroJustLevelledUp

@hankster_the The bestest leprechaun to ever leprechaun.

💚 Happy St Patrick's Day! 🐽❄️💚 I'm so so lucky to have you as my pals!! 🤗🐽🍀🌍💚

@WalterTheGolden Certainly, sir!

I’m just here trying to make your Monday a little better. Did it work? #lessmurraymorewalter #lessmurraylessmondays

@bipbipexport @MM_MBB_TV Since 2011's tournament, they've all aired live across up to four networks. Prior to 2011, you had CBS regularly cut in during the game you were watching to showcase other action around the country. C'mon, man. Be better.

@MM_MBB_TV Will all games be televised live

TNT Sports and CBS Sports’ Exclusive Coverage of the 2026 NCAA Division I Men’s Basketball Championship Features First Round Action on Thursday, March 19 and Friday, March 20 Full Release: ncaa.com/news/basketbal…

@WalterTheGolden I support your viewpoints, Walter!

OH AND ANOTHER THING! (Sunday morning airing of grievances)

@TheGoldenRatio4 Puppervator!!!!

I was going to write a caption for this about a box of wet dogs but holy cow, I can't get over how white Guac's face looks in it 😭

@506sports: Sunday, it's Pasch-Burke-George for MIN-OKC.

@506sports: CLE-ORL will be called by Dave Pasch, Doris Burke, and Jorge Sedano. Ryan Ruocco, Richard Jefferson, Tim Legler, and Katie George have the nightcap (DEN-HOU). Saturday: Breen-Jefferson-Legler-Salters (DEN-LAL), with Mark Jones-Michael Malone-Sedano doing SAC-LAC.

@Kesthecollie Disagree, Bess. This is the only thing we disagree on.

Watching the magpies in the trees outside is more interesting than F1

@ShadowLakeDog But she got a paw-jestic doggo instead. 🙂

Yesterday, Mom ordered a Toller on the rocks for her birthday.

@servicerotties Barkitty-barkitty-bark, bark, bark.

This is just a test post. Things were falling to upload and ending up in the drafts folder and I'm just checking to be sure it's resolved. I would rather be testing bacon. But if you see this, give us a woof, a hello, or even a ❤️. We could use the extra love today.