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The movie “Zardoz” takes place in 2023, so get ready for everyone to start dressing like this

I have a feeling I shouldn’t have let George Santos sell me all these trombones and marching band uniforms

This whole thread!

If you really want a hippopotamus for Christmas, know three things: 1. They are one of the most dangerous creatures on Earth 2. There are no return policies 3. Run  #Christmas #ChristmasGift #holiday

😵 ht @ErikReed

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

On my way to cut a tree Friday, I passed a church sign which said: CHRISTMAS COMES ONCE A YEAR HOW OFTEN DO YOU . . . I may have snerked for many miles after that.

Tonight my son said the words every father yearns to hear: “Dad, can you read me The Power Broker?”

Things just seem so crazy today. I mean, can you imagine say in the 1930s if the richest automobile executive in America was also a media owner who used his platform to encourage anti-Semitism and allied himself with a foreign dictator waging a territory-expansion war in Europe?

One of my students (Katey P) wrote, in response to a Willie Jennings lecture, "Evangelicals view Mary as a body for God to use rather than by her rightful identity as a revolutionary teacher of God." I love my job.

Me always know where Elon is, but me no say.

@BenofB @FortGeek Those laser lights are going to shoot straight into the neighbor's house.

actually the I in Sinema (I-AZ) is just the pronoun I

Who wants to tell them

The lyrebird of the genus Menura can imitate the calls of at least 20 species of birds and more interestingly, other sounds it hears. David Attenborough shows one imitating a variety of unexpected sounds [full video, BBC Earth: buff.ly/32Qrehn] twitter.com/SteveStuWill/s…

Your annual reminder that the turkeys the president pardoned can still be prosecuted for state charges.

@Knapsack They refuse, however, to talk about Hunter Biden laptop. They hang up on me.

They're really there. They'll really help! Ask the Butterball folks and they will get you through it. butterball.com/how-to