Rollerblade Desarmo

@J0EGLEAS0N Caleb

I seriously just got shot under where I pee. My taint. I got shot directly into it. I’m losing weight and blood because of it. The blood is on my underwear.

@Ed94___ @shilohikem Hell yeah thankyou homie!!! Throwing it on now. Good lookin out!

@DiscoFightClub @shilohikem It’s unlisted only people with the link have it, luckily i had it saved in a playlist here ya go youtu.be/jVU9ipxtI_Q?si…

just saw this cover and laughed

@calebpitts1997 How do you get all the gas out?

Really don’t get the big deal with gas. just some crap you put in your car. Who cares

@J0EGLEAS0N Caleb

It’s so cold out… It’s literally so cold out that I saw Zohran Mamdani. I saw Zohran Mamdani spooning with someone for warmth. Guy must be cold as fuck. Zoran was.

@J0EGLEAS0N Give Patrick his bean!

Say the rarest sentence…

Juiccy dick?

@mikeyduran "It's a rivet from my jeans!"

I’ve never had a shaved head in my entire life

The one homie who always eating hotdogs at the club

@chaos_nurse @RobertBrink Honestly there's a lot of dickheads out there that live for "cancelled" skater gear. Have noticed through joining multiple marketplace skate groups. Chances are it'll have some sort of value if he gets deservedly exiled from the industry.

@RobertBrink Great now my signed deck of his is worth peanuts

The great thing about only being followed by bots is that I can get away with red hot takes, for example. I think big boobs are great, cigarettes are great, alcohol is great, cats are great, brisket is great, TV is great, and my science teacher Miss Wilhelm is a snobby bitch.

I was so damn close and then the new strain began to spread, count your days Jovi.

@freelancegoon @AccidentalBron

cooked up some jambalaya with lil xan

@scrapcantskate @YuMelons How do you find switching between the two? I havent picked up skaterXL since figuring out session, assuming that it's gonna be a pain in the ass now that im used to the session controls

@YuMelons The only thing i like about this game is that function, the console port for skater xl is terrible in so many ways but i cant do jam tricks in session yet so i play XL occasionally to fill that void.

Only reason i like this game anymore is the fact i can pole jam and wallie lmao

@SessionGame Will there be new Historical Challenges for these spots? or updates/ additions to historical challenges in the future?

Get ready for a DLC inspired by some of the most iconic schools in skateboarding history 📚 Available this month for Session: Skate Sim on PlayStation, Xbox and PC!

@damnitsniceout had to run back Joey multiple times god damn i love that song. Rad playlist !

@damnitsniceout Bumpin the playlist in the shop now!