Disney for Drunks

It's really cool that Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles' two Super Bowl wins! He might be a good luck charm. Have a great night!

💫 BREAKING - Universal Epic Universe will officially have its grand opening on May 22. The first phase of tickets will go on sale next Tuesday, Oct. 22, as multi-day tickets and vacation packages.

@OrlandoInformer First

BREAKING: Universal Orlando has just announced their fourth theme park, Universal Epic Universe, will officially open May 22, 2025. 🌟

@insideuniversal @UniversalORL WOW @murrylexi

UOAPs! Don’t forget to pick up your exclusive #HHN33 magnet featuring Lil Boo. @UniversalORL

I don’t take enough selfies anymore, I can’t find a new pfp lmao

The Phillies and RHP Zack Wheeler have agreed to terms on a three-year contract extension that begins in 2025 and runs through the 2027 season. Phillies President of Baseball Operations David Dombrowski made the announcement today.

Bryce Harper’s Walk-Off Grand Slam will forever be my favorite Phillies Regular Season moment.

@StrosandBirds @murrylexi

We made the cutest baby on the planet 🤝🏼 @RyanJosephMurry

@Tacobaae Hmm @murrylexi

Still haven’t watched lord of the rings to this day

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

Hey @CallofDuty any idea why I was kicked for inactivity because I was destroying my enemies in my chopper gunner? Let’s fix this. Please.

That one was for the fans! 🦅 Big team win & happy birthday to the old guy @JasonKelce

How Bout Dem Cowboys

It’s…… TIME!!! 🎃🧊🎄 #MariahSZN

@ScottGustin Can you check if this deal real? @murrylexi

If you still need tickets to see #TheMarvels or #Wish - Fandango has buy one movie ticket, get one free. Promo code: SCARY

@JohnnyKash1 LMAOO

I was barely at ale house for a minute

Lock Kerkering and Kimbrel in a closet at the back of the bullpen, then roll a giant boulder in front of the door, dig a moat in front of that boulder and then fill that moat with lava.

how the turn tables