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We're all just one diagnosis, one accident, one unexpected phone call away from a completely different life. So stay humbled and never take anyhing for granted.

Suddenly, nobody wants to be the Ayatollah of Iran.

🚨 JUST IN: In a bombshell statement, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu has just openly supported the exiled Crown Prince of Iran, Reza Pahlavi, and praised Pahlavi as "a force for good." Netanyahu stated, “Reza Pahlavi has been a force for good.”

Democrats are smuggling phones into ICE facilities so detainees can contact cartel handlers. This is what they mean when they complain about being denied access to ICE detention centers to “conduct oversight.”

Bro planned this for years 😭

Heroes get remembered, but legends never die! Rest in Power, Chuck Norris!

Your dad is cool.

The U.S. government has spent over $75 million to prosecute Barry Bonds for steroids. It only spent $12-$20 million "investigating" 9/11.

There's always a bigger fish. 😳

🚨 WOW! In a STUNNING rebuke of the fake news, the UAE has declared it will HONOR its $1.4 trillion investment plan into the United States after President Trump struck Iran They claimed Gulf countries would “turn away from the US” Trump wins again! 🇺🇸

This fucking loser

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: The Republic of Somaliland just dropped bombshell receipts on Ilhan Omar. On March 19, 2026, the official account posted what they claim are 2009 Minnesota marriage documents showing Ilhan Abdullahi Omar wed Ahmed Nur Said Elmi—identified as her brother. The full main tweet reads: "🧾 Receipts: Ilhan Omar’s original last name was Elmi before it was changed. This evidence was available, but the Obama Justice Department refused to investigate. Her brother, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, and their father, Nur Said Elmi (also known as Nur Omar), used multiple names across different countries. Part of the family fled to the United Kingdom, while Ilhan Omar and others entered the United States under their father’s assumed name, “Omar.” These name changes and split identities were used to conceal the father’s true war crimes and identity. Marriage details: • Groom: Ahmed Nur Said Elmi • Bride: Ilhan Abdullahi Omar (real name Ilhan Elmi) (The post quotes an earlier tweet from March 17: "Careful now, daughter of the Colonel… it’s all true. ALL of it. We’ve got the receipts—and they’re looking extra right now. Might be time to talk extradition… DOJ.") Attached are two scanned images purportedly showing the marriage certificate listing the groom as Ahmed Nur Said Elmi and the bride as Ilhan Abdullahi Omar, dated 2009 in Minnesota. The thread revives long-standing allegations of immigration fraud via a sham sibling marriage, first raised in 2016 and amplified by President Trump in late 2025 during his second term. It ties the claims to Omar's opposition to Somaliland recognition and her support for a unified Somalia in regional disputes—calling her "daughter of the Colonel" and pushing for DOJ extradition. Despite renewed scrutiny—including Trump rally calls, congressional subpoenas by Rep. Nancy Mace in early 2026, and reviews by Border Czar Tom Homan—no criminal charges have resulted. Omar has denied the claims as baseless and bigoted attacks. Fact-checkers like Snopes continue to rate the brother-marriage allegation as lacking solid proof. Somaliland's post looks like straight geopolitical payback: Omar backs Somalia against their independence bid. With Republicans holding power in Washington, the thread demands real answers—or real consequences.

Here it is: CONFIRMED: Ilhan Omar’s second husband Ahmed Elmi was, in fact, her brother. @IlhanMN did, in fact, marry her brother, fuck her own brother and stated she “would do what she had to do to get him papers to stay in the U.S. and attend college.” Now, arrest the brother-f**ker at once for crimes including: marriage fraud, tax fraud, immigration fraud, welfare fraud, student loan fraud, perjury, bigamy, incest, kickbacks, campaign finance abuse and for defrauding the United States government and U.S. Congress. Christopher Wray covered it up. @ICEgov @FBIDirectorKash @AGPamBondi Federal Bureau of Prisons (FBOP) @OfficialFBOP

Vladimir Putin: "The Ukraine war would never have happened if the 2020 US election wasn't stolen from Trump."

Is he right or wrong for this??

🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: President Trump tells Iran to screw off with a ceasefire "We can have dialogue, but I DON'T want to do a ceasefire. You don't do a ceasefire when you're literally obliterating the other side!" 🔥🔥

Very Saddened To Hear That A Legend, My Hero, Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris Passed Today…My Heartfelt Sympathies & Condolences To His Family. I Guess God Needed “The Toughest Angel Alive” R.I.P.🙏🏻Ranger💪🏻My Friend❤️

When Prime Minister @netanyahu met Chuck Norris: “Now that you're here, I don't need my security people anymore.”

BREAKING 🚨 Saudi Arabia’s Foreign Minister just stunned the World for CALLING OUT Iran 🔥 “I do not understand how they claim to defend Islamic causes while attacking Islamic countries” IRAN just entered the FO phase

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