Ryan 👽

If we’re taking sides… I’m on the side of the Pope. And I’m an atheist.

The Vatican is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.

“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”

My landlord is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

Spurs

So , Tyson Fury has now won more times this year at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium than Spurs

Been to the Grand National 10 years in a row (apart from covid) and yesterday was definitely the worst, never been so fucking cold in my life. If I'm not ill over the next few weeks it'll be a miracle.

The absolute disrespect to put Randy Orton in the background wtf

Israel is now doing to Lebanon what it did, and is doing, to Gaza. War crimes every single day.

Full video by full-time 😂😭 #PSGLIV

Can't get my head around how that wasn't a pen 😂

VAN DISNEY AT IT AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Artemis II mission route in 3D

This is one of the most insane things I've ever read. The sooner this deranged criminal seizes to exist the world will be a better place.

Iran has got him demented 😂😂 🔔 🔚

‘Tis that day again when Jesus closes big Tesco but allows entry to Tesco Express.

Happy Zombie Jesus Day

That was the best worst fight I've ever seen. Messy, but entertaining. The ref was absolutely awful. #ChisoraWilder

Death, Taxes and Chisora throwing an overhand right #ChisoraWilder