Bob's U're Uncle

Three interesting uhmmm Easter Eggs on the new BMW 1 Series range 1) The letter 'i' on all petrol engines have been removed. All future BMW models will follow suit. The i will be reserved for electric BMWs 2) Only M135 gets visible exhaust tips 3) Normal 1 Series gets vertical and diagonal kidney grille slats while the M135 gets horizontal slats which previously was specific to full-on M cars

he says "ur mine" instead of "im urs" cuz he belongs to multiple girls, stay woke

Three cellphone grabbers marinated by umphakhathi in Buccleuch, Johannesburg. These disgraced thugs robbed a lady of her cellphone at gunpoint and ran to the car. But their car was pelted with stones by the community. The thugs tried to escape, but their car got stuck near SPAR. The community managed to block them and added more sauces on them during the marination. One suspect jumped into the river while the remaining two were rescued by the ambulance as they were horribly disfugured. Two of the thugs are from Yeoville, while one is from Orange Grove. The angry community burned down their car, but the police eventually arrived.

It’s honestly not the same anymore. Doesn’t get cold enough and the flavour + heartburn is horrendous

Guys, how did our parents do it? How did they manage to remain calm all throughout adulthood and its demands?

gay people posing with their english teacher at the end of the year

There’s people who don’t listen to full albums, next you guys are gonna tell me there’s people who don’t like watching movies coz they’re too long?

When a carjacker dies in South Africa Bullets Rain, Cars are Hijacked and Burnt for the Funeral of the Gangster...