Dj Michael Toast

U still have goosebumps, Vegas? I do. 🤘💛🥹💛🤘#WeAreTheChampions #vgk #dj #StanleyCup #Champions @GoldenKnights #live #givelove #NHL #LasVegas

@Madonna louie Louie passed away on the 21st. Apparently he went in for a hernia operation and had a heart attack on the table and they couldn’t bring him back. We are devastated over here. I was his dj. We’re still trying to figure everything out.

Still crazy after all these years and having the time of my life. So happy we get to enjoy this time together. 🥰🫶 #dj #givelove #thankyou #plur #music #lasvegas

@AikmanCMU I’ll be back out there tomorrow, come by say hi… go knights go!

@DjMichaelToast No worries! It’s just one of my pet peeves being a long time hockey fan lol

@AikmanCMU Sorry about that. Just so excited we’re back in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Will do better next time. Go Knights Go! #vgk

@AikmanCMU Congratulations!

Two Teacher Appreciation emails I received this evening 🥲

@40ozBeer @limpbizkitjapan @GoldenKnights Omg…. lol Wes is a GOD! 👏💯🔥

@limpbizkitjapan @DjMichaelToast did @GoldenKnights give you off from djing? You fly back and forth from Vegas to tour?

Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff @ Rogers Centre (Toronto, ON) 2025.04.26

I posted this last month and it’s still funny. Lol

Upset watching the stock crash, UMG President just made the announcement that all Americans need to go out & buy the new Drake album. #resist

@SnoopVonPoop @15NCREATIVE OK now I’m officially dead lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DjMichaelToast @15NCREATIVE B Piddy the gentle lover 🤣

It’s official! We’re pregnant!

@historyrock_ You purposely did this just to have this whole thing fill up with Freddie Mercury. Lol

Thoughts? 😐

@SnoopVonPoop @15NCREATIVE B was such a gentle lover I could hardly feel my diaphragm break 😂

@DjMichaelToast Congrats dude! You and @15NCREATIVE must be so excited! 🤣

I ran out of toilet paper this morning… So I opened up this app and wiped my ass with my phone.

Immature, yes, but fart jokes will forever be funny.

I can’t believe it just happened.

@ThatEricAlper All you do is ask questions… is that the way you make it on this app?

What’s a basic skill you’re shocked some adults still don’t know?

@elonmusk Adjectives only 😂🤪😉

The pronoun bs is finally going away. That was silly.

@ThatEricAlper Lemmy

Who is the most famous musician you have ever spoken to?

We wanna be free.

@_Gary_Bettman @RATMofficial x.com/djmichaeltoast…

@DjMichaelToast @RATMofficial Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.

I just want to thank the Huntridge theater for giving me a guest list tonight for the Rage Against The Machine reunion. Doors open at six. Drop my name at the door. @RATMofficial