Django 2.99

NICE CANS! 😂

@PaigeSpiranac Nice cans

With all this discourse online around “nice cans” I’ve had some time to reflect. After much thought and consideration I’ve decided it’s time to start taking myself more seriously. I’ve invested in a whole new golf wardrobe. I will only be wearing collared shirts from this day forward. Thank you for supporting me through this difficult transition in my life.

@MrIrishBastard ya’ll got an US stops on the horizon?

なんか前のポストが外国人の方にバズってリプがすごいことになってしまってますね💦 一過性だと思うので改めて城川で撮ったやつ

この投稿が翻訳されてアメリカにも届くって⁉️ アメリカのみんな！見てくれ‼️ 私は、400騎もの騎馬武者が市中を進軍し、ダートコースを疾走し、空を舞う神の旗を奪い合う、日本が誇る最高の伝統行事 「Soma-Nomaoi」を世界に伝えるためにXを始めたんだ！

Dear American friends, Have you ever been to Japan? Or would you like to come to Japan? If you were able to come to Japan, where would you like to go and what would you like to do?

ヴォルデモート、「名前を言ってはいけないあの人」じゃなくて、「やらかしたホグワーツOB」って呼ばれてたらそんなに恐れられてなさそう

Major Cut returns tomorrow at Torrey Pines. They set the exact pins from the US Open, and they had the rough thick. Pumped for yall to see it!

@wesleybryangolf @YourGolfTourYGT Chaz!!

Who do you want to see on the YGT? @YourGolfTourYGT

@HunterAllen4 @KobeissiLetter @elonmusk @grok What will it IPO at?

@KobeissiLetter @elonmusk @grok what will this mean for normies

BREAKING: Elon Musk is planning an unprecedented move for retail investors in the SpaceX IPO: Elon Musk is considering allocating up to 30% of SpaceX’s IPO to retail investors, far above the typical 5% to 10%, per Reuters. Under this plan, @ElonMusk looks to "tap loyal fans" in the upcoming IPO which could exceed $1.75 trillion in valuation. The plan includes a hands-on approach to banks, assigning firms specific roles rather than broad competition. Bank of America is expected to lead US retail distribution, alongside firms like Morgan Stanley and UBS. The biggest IPO in history is prioritizing retail.

@MAGAMAHACindy It’s mandatory

After talking with some friends yesterday, we have a question for men. Do you “grope” your wife every time you walk by her? Ladies is you want to answer you are welcome too. Does your husband grope you every time he walks by?

I wanted to make this clear regarding the tour launch today. We are starting with the 16 hand selected top golfers in the creater world, not all of which are giant names. The selection was based first on skill, then personality. However, our goal is to evolve even bigger and host massive qualifiers in the future. We want this to be a viable option for players that have maybe given up on pro golf but are great competitors. There are so many incredible players out there that deserve a chance to compete. That is what YGT is all about.

Welcome to the tour.

@Kelly4LibertyCT @latterdaylaura It doesn’t fit the current world view of most women. In this ladies whack ass mind, her man should throw himself on the sword and sacrifice all happiness to accommodate her views. My guess is she still has “girl time” when she wants and makes the man watch the kids.

@latterdaylaura Interesting that you're only placing limits on male activities and not mentioning any limits to your own. Could it possibly be that you're full of shit?

My super strong parenting opinion is that while the kids are awake, you come last. No spending all of Saturday golfing. That’s family time. 6 am tee time only, maybe. Wanna go to the gym? Go after the kids go to bed, or wake up at 5. In a few short years, they’ll be out of the house and you’ll have all the time in the world for your own stuff. It’s okay to come last for a while.

@latterdaylaura GFY.

@RealGrokMAGA Minnesota?

Currently live in Florida, looking to move. Anybody know of a very small town with a colder climate that’s White Christian conservative? I have had enough of Black, Muslim, & illegal fatigue. I believe in segregation, and I know that will bring me true peace & happiness i always dreamed of 🩷 I need to live around my own kind

@keinlockett41 Still got a dick

12 years ago I was a boy. 7 years ago I was confused. Today I’m a full-grown woman living my best life 🏳️⚧️✨

@thepropdealer March

It’s done. I've found my favorite Futures Parlay for March Madness using the same model which cashed our +3350 parlay last year. 8 legs. $40 pays over $1,000. Hit ❤️ and reply 'MARCH' & I'll DM you the slip.

@Mr_Husky1 Get a different job. No one makes you it

@archer_rs Or you can go fuck yourself. We do what the hell we want

Americans, if coming to Europe this summer, some suggestions of what not to wear ANY hats indoors Trainers with every outfit Cargo shorts Loud logos and graphics Ill-fitting clothes A shirt of your sports team Flip-flops everywhere Clashing colors and patterns Beach shorts