A@danny.

I have been going through @kahome_steve threads on Financial advices damn!! I'm so thankful I came across his tweets this morning. These coming months ni investment tu🤩. Keep it up Man👏.

@MaragiaWakili Kubaf!!

Safari Rally Naivasha WRC trending videos ,so watu huendanga mechi huko Tap link in comment section get whole video

@baroswahjr PA amekufa moho Sahi, Ni mbayaa

ODM Leader Oburu Odinga gets tired and stops reading his written speech during the joint UDA–ODM PG in Nairobi.

@IkeOjuku This is what he tried in DOD luckily the generals were way steps ahead and chased him out of the office. He tried a plot of removing Moi airbase in Eastleigh which was rejected by allowing the brothers to build sky scrapers. Tried inciting Muslim brothers went South.

The Cabinet Secretary of Health is Aden Duale (Muslim). Chairman of SHA is Abdi Mohamed (Muslim). Health facilities defrauding SHA are owned by Muslims. Majority of SHA county Managers are Somalis. This is systematic fraud, carefully planned from top to bottom. FIRE all of THEM.

@KiprutToo You underpay your bodyguard and still believe he is going to protect you smh, you're in the car you hear his wife calling asking what they are taking for lunch... Bro your security is compromised.

Your driver and bodyguard delivering you to your killers is the reason why most people change drivers everyday.

@xtremely_chic @Citizen_G001 Someone has finally enlightened this matter.

@Citizen_G001 I prefer bigger screens

‘’Television or Fridge’’ Which one is more important when leaving alone?

@DrMercyKorir @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC Nowadays their Mpesa app isn't refreshing, the recent mpesa transaction is the oldest one perhaps last year, smh!! @SafaricomPLC

Hey @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC what’s the point of sending me my MPESA statement with phone numbers redacted?! 😳 How is it useful? The document is password protected, a unique code. Even banks don’t redact anything in the statements they send us….

@polo_kimanii What ever you do with this information is up to you.

Two things are True. 1. Most Electric fences in Kenya are not functional 2. Electric fence cannot kill you And the reason why most electric fences dont function is because of negligence and ignorance. Most people just give up on maintenance after realizing no one notices wheather its functional or not. Mostly,maintenaning fee doesn’t surpass 15000kes yearly The reason why it cannot kill you is because it functions by principle of high voltage and low current(Amperes). This is not a naked wire,its controlled punishing. It electrocutes you in phases not continuously. It gongas you after every 30 milliseconds That is not to mean its not dangerous,the shock you’re given ensures you wont touch it again. It sends impulse direct your brain. Hii kitu sio mcheso aki. Kuna fundi wetu anaitwa Ondiek niliskia akisema kuna kijana alikua macho chong’o pale kabarak alitandakwa akarudi sober. Shock inakugonga unaskia nikama uko soviet Torture chambers bwana. Order your electric fences from keensight.co.ke . We are very cheap and available like your JKUAT girlfriends on friday pale quiver.

@MacSaal @_jonellew She didn't even take a photo.😂

@_jonellew How bad were those notifications? On a scale of 1️⃣ to 🔟 🤔

Found a phone at night carnival, owner for it called and said she’s gonna send someone to collect it. She then called back and ask if I could do her a favour so I asked her what it is. She asked me to clear off the notifications before her bf reach and as a girls girl, I did 🤭

@05BM44 This case is fishy, Military case being processed by DCI? Who's jurisdiction is that? Something not adding up!!

from Ngoisus Camp & Laikipia North Sub-county DCI processed the scene. Case under PUI.

Kirimon KDF Camp, Laikipia County: KDF Officer Daniel Mburu Kinyanjui, 25, & Eunice Waruguru Kimani, 28, were found dead following a shooting incident at officer's accomodation block on Sunday 0520 Hrs. An AK-47 loaded with 23 rounds of 7.62mm ammunition used in the act was 🧵

@Keylvinne @irrizwarririz We nikaa ulinifuata adi stage😂😂😂

@irrizwarririz Hii hua unapiga kama umekumbia kwa mat za nyumbani zishikie stage ya home

Hii ndio average shot men in suits huwa wanakunywa backstreet 🤣🤣

@Thuranira_1 😂😂😂😂 ii nayo imenifungia sikua vizuri sana.

In Divorce matters,most advocates ask 100% of the legal fee because they know matters of the heart are very unpredictable. You file the divorce today and on the hearing date they tell the court that you're the weapon formed against them.

@cleophamose @MkenyaMzi I see what you're doing there?

@MkenyaMzi Hii course ya software engineer ni miaka ngapi University na mtu anafaa kukua na grade gani?

Bro hata kama ni python,I ever worked as mid python engineer and they were paying me 300k, and I was just a mid python engineer , now I run my own shit but i try todo fair compensation all devs at CODEXSAFARI.... i know 300k ni kidogo it was still fine for me tbh

@nikokadiKE It was just matter of time Kartel akue dumped huezi kua unaenda club kukunywa pesa ya mumama every weekend and nothing goes on in your life, unakaa kaa kupe utaachwa😂😂

Huyu patello naskia waliachana na Dee jamaa sai anauza mbling ndio asurvive huko eqstlando

@c_ngeno5 Chapo madondo tukingonja bad decisions to be made.

After exam nini nini..

@Makiadi_ @TikTokGossipKe Old money doesn't shout .

@TikTokGossipKe Its true. They are driving bigger cars than us

New Study Reveals Kenyan Gen Zs are Richer than Kenyan Millennials.

@mpendavurugu08 @MkenyaMzi Na iyo imeenda Ivo.

@MkenyaMzi Usipandishe manzi yako boda boda hiyo ndio siku ya mwisho utamuona

@fgsden @omoelerinjare @ChuksEricE @Mazi_Chinonso1 @IamDrezzy_1 @IamtheOYE @IykeNwaObi @NkyEzenwa @lekki8721 @Wazobianaiaja @NonsoWilliams01 In Africa you don't call your mum for the streets, you just give the respect and swallow your pride😂😂

@omoelerinjare @ChuksEricE @Mazi_Chinonso1 @IamDrezzy_1 @IamtheOYE @IykeNwaObi @NkyEzenwa @lekki8721 @Wazobianaiaja @NonsoWilliams01 she for the streets😭

Two brothers from Kisumu, Kenya, took their mother to court after their father’s demise, challenging her decision to give part of the estate to their much younger brother. They claimed their father was too old and sick to have fathered the last child and demanded that the boy be excluded from inheriting anything. Their mother stood her ground, insisting the youngest son was the biological child of her late husband. After constant pressure and insults, she agreed to a DNA test, but only on the condition that all three sons would be tested, and that anyone found not biologically related would lose their inheritance. The brothers agreed and signed an affidavit. When the DNA results were released, only the youngest son tested positive as the biological child of the deceased. As a result, the two elder brothers were disinherited, while the youngest inherited the entire property. What’s your take on this story?

@Onkundi01 This lady face is changing over time, Anaeeza over time or which camera was opande using cause eeeh!!!

She has decided to unite us again Watch 👇

@maetsebane We can work with that😂😂😂

Everything was fine until she looks at the camera Sometimes just keep walking, don't turn back... you ruined the mood😭

@AdamsKallu @NoCountryHere * one thing this doesn't get is that fish in lake Victoria is natural and are being transported to naivash for export that increases the price of fish in Kisumu...

@NoCountryHere Can't you see the sense? Just delve deeper and you'll get shocked!

Organized crime; Cartel pandemic in Ke. The reason meat is expensive in Narok is the same reason fish is more expensive in Kisumu compared to Nairobi. The extractive & gatekeeping logic of the colonial state is passed down to make a killing at the expense of hardworking citizens.