David Ellis

@PopBase Someone disrespects the trust in your relationship, even in a small way, leave. Have some respect yourself pussies.

Megan Thee Stallion issues statement regarding breakup with Klay Thompson to TMZ: "I’ve made the decision to end my relationship with Klay. Trust, fidelity and respect are non-negotiable for me in a relationship, and when those values are compromised, there’s no real path forward. I’m taking this time to prioritize myself and move ahead with peace and clarity.”

@fandompulse And now we won't watch your movies moon cricket

Disney Star Wars Actor John Boyega refuses to watch movies like The Lord Of The Rings because of a lack of black representation: "There are no Black people in Game of Thrones. You don't see one Black person in Lord of the Rings. I ain't paying money to always see one type of person on-screen. You see different people from different backgrounds, different cultures, every day. Even if you're a racist, you have to live with that. We can ruffle up some feathers." Is he racist for acting like this?

@nicksortor You know it was someone with a man made pussy

🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: President Trump has been SAFELY EVACUATED from the White House Correspondents Dinner, per sources You can hear shots ring out in this video A shooter opened fire in the LOBBY -- the shooter is DEAD This is absolutely INSANE LEFTIST VIOLENCE MUST END!

@junglemandan @PokerNews @HCLPokerShow I'm my day if the dealer made to many mistakes we put holes in him... Y'all pussies ruin everything.

@PokerNews @HCLPokerShow Yes yes not good, I apologize and need to break that habit.

🥾 A frustrated @junglemandan was booted from the @HCLPokerShow stream for angrily throwing his cards at the dealer. Full story 👇 pokernews.com/news/2026/04/j…

@rainyJumpers @junglemandan @PokerNews @HCLPokerShow You fucking loser

@junglemandan @PokerNews @HCLPokerShow I’m a dealer if you throw the cards at me I’ll beat your ass!

@HaterReport She was doing the same shit, woman are so fucking ridiculous

Megan Thee Stallion accuses Klay Thompson OF CHEATING on IG 😳🤯 “Cheating, had me around your whole family playing house... got ‘cold feet’ Holding you down through all your HORRIBLE mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season now you don't know if you can be ‘monogamous’???? bitch I need a REAL break after this one.. bye yall”

@BrettSiegelNBA Shut up pussy ass bitch

The NBA says there were two incorrect calls in the L2M report between the Rockets and Lakers last night. 1) Marcus Smart should’ve been called for a lane violation (as seen below). 2) With 1:29 remaining in OT, LeBron James should’ve been called out of bounds on a rebound.

Wemby to the Blazers 👀 "Y'all would've been down 4-0"

@TheRealB_Noon @apestyles Soon as I see a chat from a player online he's labeled green lol

@apestyles 6. Poker themed tattoos 7. Wearing swag from other series. 8. Discussing (often incorrectly) strats between hands. 9. Aggressively throwing chips when betting/calling. 10. Constantly looking at the clock because can’t remember the blind level.

How to spot a rec at the poker table: 1. Open limping 2. Cold calling 4-bets OOP 3. Seniors (real jobs, families, actual priorities) 4. Dripping in jewelry (regs are broke or all-in on index funds/crypto) 5. Celebrating small pots like it’s a Game 7 buzzer-beater Messy chip stacks + not knowing procedure also classic (I do both so list ends here)

@mike_daddino And Udoka should be the janitor

Yall can blame whoever… but Reed Sheppard should be teaching social studies

@MarioNawfal Another dumb bitch mutilating her children and burning in hell

🇺🇸 Charlize Theron climbed an actual billboard in Times Square to promote her Netflix movie. "Motherf*ckers! Don't make me climb a wall for nothing!" Netflix really said: forget the trailer, just send the Oscar winner up the side of a building. x.com/OliLondonTV/st…

@darling_di77620 @SlickNicDB Just don't use a fat head

@SlickNicDB It's such an easy fix to hide that it's not the same actor. Literally make it look like Hellraiser peeled all his flesh off but still has the nails in his head. You're telling me Cenobites never change how they're suffering or their appearance or anything else? Like c'mon 😂

@KirmiziKoseMMA Translation; I'm a piece of shit

🥊 Jon Jones neden kirli bir şekilde dövüştüğünü açıklıyor: Jon Jones: ‘’Kafeste kesinlikle sıfır merhametim var. Ben diğer dövüşçülerin diz kapaklarına basan (oblique kick atan) bir dövüşçüyüm. Birçok insan bunun biraz sportmenlik dışı olduğunu düşünüyor, çünkü bunu yaparak birinin kariyerini bitirecek bir sakatlığa yol açabilirsin. Ama benim eğitilme tarzım şöyledir: Eğer birisi senin beynine yumruk atıyorsa, hafızan zayıflamaya başlar, kelimeleri telaffuz etme yeteneğin körelir... O senin beynine hasar vermeye çalışıyor, sen neden ona hayatının geri kalanı boyunca taşıyacağı bir topallık vermeyesin ki? Maçtan sonra rakibime bir bira ısmarlarım, her şeyin en iyisini dilerim ama maç esnasında... ‘Ya av olacaksın ya da avcı.’’

@JoeCacaro1113 @Nick_Palma1010 @jeffplatt @tjreidpoker 2026 is peak in human history for pussy ass poker players.

@Nick_Palma1010 @jeffplatt @tjreidpoker Does it irritate your vagina?

Can we do anything about how bad the smoking area is by the elevators at wsop this year please @jeffplatt @tjreidpoker

@Texas_jeep__guy Mo Ron's and the fam.

This family of 5 just seeing their room for their 7 day cruise. You can hear them say there’s no plus size room. 🤣🤣🤣 What would you do in this situation?

@CardPlayerMedia Yes, I BELIEVE him. Totally true. 🤡🤡🤡

Poker pro Erik Seidel has drastically reduced his schedule due to the new tax rule allowing only 90% deductions on losses. Read the full story linked in the replies!

@mehrek @TheWestbrookEra This is all because of bad coaching dude should have been fired immediately after the game. Then maybe the players would have rallied for one victory.

@TheWestbrookEra to be fair, Reed Sheppard was outsmarted by a man who has been doing his job longer than Reed Sheppard has been a person

Look at how nervous he looked LMFAOO

@RDonaldson91 @TheonrableMuntr Dudes going to get his don't worry

@TheonrableMuntr You’re disgusting

Russell Brand didn’t break any laws when he (aged 30) slept with a 16 year old girl. In the UK, that is completely legal. That aside, I find it extremely disturbing that as a 30 year old man, he found a 16 year old child attractive in any way. Because while she may “be legal” she was still just a child. I’m not too much older than Russell was at the time (I’m 34) and I just can’t wrap my head around it. Am I in the wrong to feel this way? I don’t think I am.

@TheonrableMuntr @RDonaldson91 What's the youngest child you've molested that looks older? Just between you and I? You are fucking done dude.

@RDonaldson91 Like many other you are virtue signalling and in denial of your own capacity as a male. I've seen 16 year olds that look 25.

@TheonrableMuntr @RDonaldson91 Report this pedo