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.@NobelPrize I present this for your consideration

Dabo after failing to cover the spread tonight: “Let me tell you about someone who ‘covered a spread’ with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish.”

I even missed a kick in it

@AdamSpencer4 I would throw it to Perine for 12.5 yards

If I were the Bengals, I would throw the ball to Ja’Marr Chase more often

@AdamSpencer4 We’re all counting on you

My SEC men’s hoops picks for Wednesday: - Arkansas (+1) at Mizzou - LSU (+4.5) vs. Auburn - Florida (+4) at Texas A&M Overall ATS record: 2-2

UNLV fans: “We want Coach O!” UNLV: *hires Barry Odom* UNLV fans: “Not THAT Coach O!”

This is a good deal but I can’t risk stepping on legos

@AdamSpencer4 You’re weird

Cubs fans trying to act like Yadi isn’t a Hall of Famer is… weird.

@AdamSpencer4 Harvard, the Harvard of Harvard

I, for one, would love to see a new AAC - Academic Achievers Conference: - Notre Dame - Stanford - Cal - Vanderbilt - Northwestern - Duke Stanford-Cal for “Harvard of the East” title Notre Dame-NW for “Harvard of the Midwest” Duke-Vandy for “Harvard of the South”

@AdamSpencer4 P: @matt_araiza

California: QB: Aaron Rodgers RB: Joe Mixon WR: Davante Adams WR: Robert Woods WR: JuJu Smith-Schuster TE: Zach Ertz OL: Bakhtiari, Tyron Smith, Lewan, Austin Jackson, Bitonio, Alex Mack

Matt Nagy to Oklahoma, per sources

Is there anything worse than when your wife won't let you use the SEALED jar of gravy you found in the back of the pantry that expired last October?

My goodness, that was some weenie play calling from Drinkwitz with 3 timeouts left before the half. And of course A&M gets the ball to start the second half.

@AdamSpencer4 She looks offended by your joke

Working on her Week 3 paw-er rankings:

Look at these long-ass grapes

@Mizzou #collegecolorsday #StripeTheState #MIZ

College Colors Day is here, Tigers! Show your #Mizzou Black and Gold using #CollegeColorsDay #MIZ fal.cn/3hW9e #StripeTheState

@MizzouFootball Ready!

business attire👔 #MIZ 🐯🏈

@MichaelJtr8 YouTube is convinced that I want to see lock picking videos and boy are there a lot of them

Thinking about the time I was at a brewery and the 4 guys at the table next to us had a bag of tools and locks and were just practicing picking locks. And I wish I had asked questions.

@AdamSpencer4 6. Harrison Mevis

SEC players who aren’t getting nearly enough buzz heading into the season: 1. Roger McCreary, Auburn 2. Eli Ricks, LSU 3. Bumper Pool, Arkansas 4. Kenneth Horsey, Kentucky 5. Keke Chism, Mizzou

@MichaelJtr8 @AdamSpencer4 He clearly lost all his friends after killing you. Amazon Housing unit in the Amazon correctional facility.

@AdamSpencer4 Good, I was afraid you replaced me right away.

The year is 2030. I’m watching the Amazon College Football Playoff (sponsored by Amazon) on Amazon Prime TV. Sitting in my Amazon housing unit on an Amazon couch sipping an Amazon beer. Talking to my only friend, Alexa.

@MichaelJtr8 @doughboyspod Jeter:

Pretty sure I heard Shaq make an appearance on today’s @doughboyspod so I’m giving myself credit.