Ian Anderson

Summer, then Autumn. Oh my goodness, shoot me. Now someone needs to bring me movies.

How do these people not aggravate everyone? Screw this movie.

Joseph Gordon Levitt isn't believable as a drunk. Also, do girls find him attractive? Because he's funny looking. #josephgordonlevitt

I want to shoot both of these people.

I refuse to believe it's purposefully ambiguous. This movie can't be that intelligent.

Which 6 words is the narrator referring to? "I've never told anyone that before" or "I guess I'm not just anyone?"

They better show all 500 days or this movie is just overindulgent.

There is no reason this movie has to jump between time frames. It's a romantic comedy. And that chick from Elf needs to stop being a bitch.

Feeling pretty down on myself. Watching 500 Days of Summer for the first time, all alone. Be ready for an update on why I hate this movie.

@Simone_Hall you've inspire me to write my first original tweet since 03/24/10. You get a cookie.

@danielstender is gone 'til Sunday. NAKED UPSTAIRS PARTY.

@jazzzykitty Haircut?!

@LahLahLindsey How the heck did you forget Cher?

@danielstender Hello?! Hello!??! ...HELLO!??!!!! "I'm sleeping."

@DanielStender Did you steal my Game Informer again?

Daniel is already out twittering me. A sad day in internet land.

@KQ2010 I sure wish that video worked. :-(

@jazzzykitty How come you haven't made Daniel get a twitter yet? Obviously Jon and I aren't enough. But you have sexy power.

@JonathanHapp Hey. Daniel doesn't have a twitter.

@BillyDeeW I'm your hundredth follower!