DoctorDorkFace 🏳️‍🌈

The next #ACNH update should include a new villager personality called Bastard that can run around & do all the awful shit villagers did in the original game like paint your roof without permission & steal shit out of your pockets

Anyway “queer is a slur” is a dogwhistle for transphobia pushed by old TERFs who hate it for being too inclusive and tricked a whole generation of young people to parrot that thought. It’s been reclaimed since the late 80s, it is common academic. Outta here with this, Guardian

did I ever tell you guys about the time I talked to a psychiatrist and he said I would probably be fine if I just stopped reading philosophy so I did and it helped

a single stick of deodorant costs more than the federal minimum wage and y’all are still saying it’s individuals fault they’re living in poverty

A photo of me going into work with a tummy ache

Headed to the barbecue in my July 4th outfit:

idk man i'm just sad.

made u a cake

Minecraft proves that abolishing child labour was a mistake. The children yearn for the mines.

i hate when ppl are like “i love winter!!” well now my fingies are cold. happy now ???? is this what you wanted ??

Monster Hunter is so cool because the monsters don't have healthbars. Instead you have to look closely at their actions. They start breathing heavy, they limp; Some pull out pictures of their loved ones and openly weep as you're striking them down. Little things like that.

CDC, 2020: wash your groceries CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay

i must do it

@shrimp_beeps I thought it was funny 😅

Please laugh at my joke 😔

Live Laugh Leorio

You want me to participate in capitalism? The thing that killed Scrooge??