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@ESPNCleveland Trade the franchises best defensive player ever? probably not a great idea

An executive from another NFL team thinks the Browns are planning to trade Myles Garrett, per the Athletic. Do you think the Browns should consider moving the DPOY?

@ReznorokRoll @pootsobotka He's so far up their ass

@pootsobotka were they using your shirt as the rolling tray or something? how does that effect you at all?

An open letter to the person rolling a J on the train at 730 am on a Friday. Just know i fucking despise you. - kevin

@parhamovic14160 @land_browns We have one life to live and this is how you choose to live it?

@land_browns Not much a fan are you? I’ve been a fan since Red Right 88. Disappointment is a part of life. If you’re a Browns fan triple it. The secret is you suppress that sh!t & bury way down. Learn that, the rest of your life gets rather easy because nothing else is as disappointing.

If the Browns draft Ty Simpson I’ll quit them. My heart is barely in it anymore to begin with. They are the most incompetently ran organization in sports. It’s just life sucking

@DumbBrownsFann He'll move inside, no guarantee he can make the LT transition

I think the #Browns are really hoping Francisco Mauigoa is there at 6 #DawgPound

@shannonrwatts Ugh almost liked a hate tweet, do better weirdo

Hasan Piker says he'll vote for a third party candidate if the Democratic nominee is Gavin Newsom. Reminder that Piker is not a Democrat, but a millionaire who makes money by fomenting political discord. newsweek.com/hasan-piker-de…

@MorePerfectUS someones gotta gank that orange goof

Trump has proposed a $1.5 trillion defense budget — a 40% increase, the largest since WWII. In exchange for more war he wants to: -Cut the EPA budget by half -Cut $10.7 billion for housing -Cut $8.5 billion for K-12 programs -Cancel $15 billion for clean energy -Cut $2.5 billion for clean drinking water -Eliminate $1.6 billion for youth job training -Cut $3.5 billion from the Labor Department -Eliminate $395 million for senior employment -Eliminate $775 million in food assistance grants -Eliminate the National Endowment for Democracy -Cut $5 billion from the National Institutes of Health -Eliminate the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program (LIHEAP) In all, cuts to domestic programs would account for a 10% reduction in discretionary spending.

@gothburz here's hoping LinkedIn has overseas operations that Iran can touch with a kiss

I am the Director of Professional Signal Intelligence at LinkedIn. Every time you log in, we search your computer. Not metaphorically. We run code that scans your installed software. Every browser extension. Every application. We catalog it. We transmit it to our servers. We share it with a third-party cybersecurity firm you've never heard of. The tracking pixel is zero pixels wide. We hid it off-screen. You never consented. We never asked. Our privacy policy doesn't mention it. That's networking. We call the program Project Handshake internally. The Slack channel is handshake-telem. In 2024 we scanned for 461 products. By February this year we scan for over 6,000. I don't know what all of them are. Nobody does. Someone on my team added categories for browser extensions that identify practicing Muslims. Someone added extensions for neurodivergent users. Someone added 509 job search tools. That last one is my favorite. We can tell which of our one billion users are secretly looking for new jobs. On the platform where their current boss checks their profile. That's networking. We scan for 200 products that compete with LinkedIn's sales tools. Apollo. Lusha. ZoomInfo. We know each user's real name, employer, and job title. We mapped exactly which companies use which competitor products. We extracted their customer lists from their users' browsers. Without anyone knowing. Then we sent legal threats to the users we caught. The EU told us to open our platform to third-party tools. We published two restricted APIs. They handle 0.07 calls per second. Our internal API, Voyager, handles 163,000 calls per second. In Microsoft's 249-page compliance report, the word "Voyager" appears zero times. That's networking. I presented our Software Disclosure Rate metrics at a leadership summit last quarter. The conference room is called The Fishbowl. Glass walls. Appropriate. There's a plaque on the wall. Q3 Competitive Landscape Award. I won it for the extension scanning initiative. Someone asked if users had a way to opt out. I said they can close their browser. The room laughed. I wasn't sure why. I browse LinkedIn on a Chromebook with no extensions. Most of the team does. The platform that helps you get hired searches your computer every time you visit. We know your name. We know your employer. We know your religion. Your disabilities. Your politics. Whether you're looking to leave. That's networking. The system works exactly as designed. I designed it.

nestle does not deserve those kitkats back, in fact we should be stealing more of their shit

on Xanax at subway asking them to make a 6 inch

@FinancialPhys They're mostly dumb

Why are US military personnel still obeying orders?

@kylegriffin1 She's been covering for him since she was FL AG

New reporting on MS NOW: Trump has told Pam Bondi she will soon be removed from her position.

@Chef_Appleby @thedawgspodcast no joke Green and Strand would be the only QBs I'd go for and none before 149

@thedawgspodcast …..

"I would actually take a chance on Ty Simpson at number six." Mary Kay Cabot said she would draft the Alabama QB sixth overall if she were making the pick. Simpson has gotten a lot of buzz recently with some analysts claiming he’s a better prospect than Fernando Mendoza. At any rate, if the Browns draft Simpson at 6, that would put a swift end to Shedeur Sanders in Cleveland.

@C_HANN_ING hwat

👀 #Browns

@thefurlinator its like he was trying to order BEER HERE

god this rocked man

@JoeyO70 SS would have tried to get the 1st with his legs here

Let’s stop kidding ourselves

It's fine. It's not like lsraeI-first Jewish billionaire Howard Lutnick literally shared a wall with Jeffrey Epstein for 21 years, and has repeatedly lied about their relationship. It's not like Howard Lutnick "just happened" to miss work at the WTC on 9/11, then profited from the attack. It's not like Howard Lutnick's companies have paid out millions in settlements to get off easy from money laundering and securities fraud. Oh. Wait. He did all of those things?

@leonard_bayard @davidsirota @JulieMenin @ZohranKMamdani @LeverNews Capitalism requires a poor class to work

@davidsirota @JulieMenin @ZohranKMamdani @LeverNews Have you tried to stop being poor? Or do you just like to have your hand in other peoples pockets?

🚨EXCLUSIVE: NYC council president @JulieMenin is blocking @ZohranKMamdani's tax/budget agenda while having huge undisclosed ownership stakes in real estate, according to documents reviewed by @LeverNews. Menin is pushing safety net cuts instead of tax hikes that hit her empire.

Capitol Police Officer Kerkhoff was the pipe-bomber. The FBI has lied about this and incarcerated an autistic man to prevent the truth from coming out. You cannot trust the FBI in this case or any other case. @FBIDirectorKash needs to be fired today! @POTUS Oh, and on a side note, what a weak piece of junk @glennbeck turned out to be. His @BlazeTV was too scared to do the story.

@PatMcAfeeShow @GolfDigest Would go just for the cheap good food

For context.. I was explaining that Augusta still has incredibly high standards and I completely understand why they have declined us 3 straight years. This was in response to the Jason Kelce announcement.. We are happy for him and think he will do The prestigious Masters justice.

Pat McAfee revealed he made multiple attempts to host his show at the Masters. Read more: glfdig.st/KF7750YBZm4

@RealTamie Just a massive noggin

Another one!