Trevor Caldwell

@minakimes Can of chili, right from the can, unheated.

Without Lamar Jackson the Ravens are living the pandemic soup for dinner life @debatable

@KidderKorey22 @TheFFBallers @jasonmoore @andyholloway @FFHitman Bench Allen and Knox. No need to risk it.

It was ugly but we got it done. Naming my team “Bad Mother Tucker” and Justin Tucker kicks me to my first title in this league. How fitting! Thank you @TheFFBallers @jasonmoore @andyholloway @FFHitman #footclantitle #champion

Next up is the Jeppson’s Malört Bowl at Wrigley Field

The immeasurable pressure of the singularity hits me, I begin to break down at a subatomic level…My feet become untethered from time as infinity approaches. “Now THIS is football weather” I think to myself as the event horizon nears.

@Brockman808 @PFF_Fantasy That is wild. Never a doubt.

@PFF_Fantasy I needed James Connor and Marquise Brown to outscore Kyler Murray and Rhamondre Stevenson by 26 points tonight

Who can save your week 👀

Which NFL team is this? 😳

The time has come to roll a blunt.

@MySportsUpdate The slime waiting for a broncos TD

@NFLFantasy 121 points from Succop

What do you need to happen tonight to win your fantasy matchup?

Northwestern is tied at the half against the No. 13 team in the country after making four field goals all half. I am tweeting about basketball, not football.

@TheFFBallers D'onta 2.4man

It's time for your #MondayPunday submissions! Drop that one-liner or pun for that specific player on your #FantasyFootball team this week!

@TheFFBallers Kadarius Hammys and Eggs.

trained my tiktok algorithm to show videos that are so surreal you feel like you’re dreaming. here’s a thread of my favorites

😂😂😂😂 yea I got away with that one bro

@JuiceNuggets @NFL_DovKleiman To whom

@NFL_DovKleiman *to, who did russ throw this football TO? There was a reason his pass didnt have a receiver - to run out the clock. As a pro journalist, what’s the reason your question didn’t have a preposition on the end? (Or more accurately, in the beginning)

Who did Russell throw this football?? twitter.com/lowlightheaven…

@TG22110 Canadian Shepherd.

Sometimes I wonder whether the real discomfort in Hell comes not from the heat, but from the humidity.

"Next score wins" feeling more and more like a threat

@PardonMyTake Was that Jameis at the end?

Bezos getting on the phone with Goodell for putting together these TNF matchups