Christian Payne

Every week I curate & publish a multimedia n̵e̵w̵s̵l̵e̵t̵t̵e̵r̵ dispatch. A curious journal about what we share, how we share, and where we’re going. You can sign up for free here -> documentally.net

@tim_brannigan Shit. I stopped doing twitter as well. No idea how I fell back into this ancient and unclosed tab. Now off for a how shower with a hard scrubbing brush.

@tim_brannigan Don't do Facebook. Thanks for bringing this possible AI slop to my attention though.

T-shirt ad on Facebook 😩

Weird. I appear to have used the wrong platform. I thought I was posting to Bluesky.

If there were 34 hours in a day I'd still not sleep enough. I guess I'm trying to make the most of it. Even if I'm not exactly sure what 'it' is.

@herbkim @BrennanOwain @OpenAI I REALLY wanted it to be real :-) It was something about the symmetry and the repetition in the rain. where did you get it from?

@BrennanOwain @OpenAI @documentally I did google it first before reposting; however upon closer look while this does happen in nature it's a lot less elegant as far as I can tell. Mostly the mum sits on top of eggs or hatchlings; maybe if mum bird is also olympic gymnast or ballerina on side?

wow had no idea mummy birds did this..

@herbkim Yes Herb, we really want this feel good content to be real. And I'm sure the person that made it is attempting to emulate something that may possibly happen in the wild, but I have a feeling this is generative BS.

@colinmitchell @FAFO_TV Hey man, get on bluesky. I clicked on that video which I laughed at and then was delivered something showing a guy getting shot in the head. I don’t think this place can ever recover.

@FAFO_TV @Documentally 😳😂

Man smokes the world’s hottest pepper from a bong and temporarily goes blind

I'm in lots of other online places and finding it easier to forget this one. I hope we can connect over there.

@snhuprez There's a load of us over on Bluesky. ;-)

@JChess1 @Barabbas1971 @JaneGodley this is the Trump gang going in circles

Trae Crowder explains BRILLIANTLY to Trump supporters why they shouldn't be spiking the football for voting against their own self-interests. If you only watch ONE video today, make it this one.

Trump wins the White House. Again. The Democrats blew it. Again. A depressing yet predictable result.

@bowbrick Never given Spotify a penny. I do however pay for Apple Music. Classical looks pretty good on there.

Spotify has now existed for 18 years and STILL presents classical music like this. Who are these dismembered movements by? I honestly can't believe any of us still put up with this.

Israeli troops have besieged the last three functional hospitals in north Gaza, a new chapter in a conflict that has targeted hospitals with an intensity and overtness rarely seen in modern warfare. The AP spent months collecting their stories. apnews.com/world-news/sti…

A year ago, I reported in @openDemocracy that Col Richard Kemp headed a UK charity funded by the IDF, and their promo material included the filmed killings of Palestinians. It was reported to the @ChtyCommission. A year on, they are still 'investigating'. opendemocracy.net/en/bbc-newsnig…

King Charles and Prince William fleecing the Army, the Navy, and public purse and even charities. And that’s only the first 20 minutes of #Dispatches.

@DaveThackeray You will have to screen grab as he's blocked.

@Documentally knew this would warm your heart...

@EqualExperts @Steve_Yegge It was great fun thanks!

@Documentally @Steve_Yegge Thanks for joining us @Documentally

Watching @Steve_Yegge at a @EqualExperts watch party in Amsterdam

I still prefer this to any AI generated tune.