Doc Zee

@Nght_Walkr True Story: One time I worked at a Fuel Station. Two girls came in and got a Quart of oil. Twenty minutes later, I went out to see if I can help. I came around to the front side of the car only to see the girls pouring the oil down the dipstick hole.

mmmmmmmmmmm bacon...

@inertiaaaaaa mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon

Gluttony

@ClownWorld Why do I get the feeling, if she had a sideview profile picture, her nose would take up most of the pictures real estate.

“TikTok made me do it”

@STARFORCEHH I'll explain with analogy: Venomous Snake = Progressive Democrat. Earlier in John Fetterman's career, He was widely known as a progressive Democrat. After he had a stroke, he changed in a positive way. So, The Stroke took away the Progressivenes but He will always be a Democrat

@Doczeee Faxxxxx

Be sincere Is Fetterman a solid guy? Yes or No and Why.. go...

@PecanC8 Doctor Who

Name a doctor you trust more than Dr. Jill Biden. My pick is Dr. Seuss. 😅

@iluminatibot Why is she telling us about her days of having Hot Flashes...?

"Climate change" is sexist now. Hillary Clinton: "Women and girls disproportionately bear the burden of climatic events."

@Real_Ames Like a Train Wreck...

I just figured that if I had to see this.... y'all did too . 😬

@1Nicdar Autopen and Me

I’m not really Joe Biden.

@Texas_jeep_guy Ever see the movie "Nope"...?

There’s no way in the world I could do this. Just watch this video gives me claustrophobia. Could you do this?

@alphafox I was 9 when I tore out the radio guts of a radio alarm clock just so I can put an outlet in the back. Forgot it was still plugged in when I used my teeth to strip the wiring To answer the geek in you, Yes, I got it to work. I was able to plug anything into it to wake up.

This is why GenX is strong - none of that gentle parenting crap:

@xintanifae I asked Grok, last year, if I should get a cat that poops bigger then me. Here is Grok's replay:

@inertiaaaaaa Reminds me of, Full Moon Features.

The rise of moon behind Mleiha Mountains, UAE. 📹 Moza AlMarzouqi

@sciencegirl This gives off a Full Moon Features kind 'a vibe.

The rise of moon behind Mleiha Mountains, UAE. 📹 Moza AlMarzouqi

@RobLogic While watching this with my volume down to zero, I can hear "deadmou5" playing something epic.

Everyone on 𝕏 the day after Payday.😎

@TylerRatcliff17 @LennyDykstra You know you're marriage is going strong when you hit pause to figure out the ingredients.

That sandwich looks amazing, definitely #would what do you think nails? @LennyDykstra

@RickyDoggin My Luck, I would spin around a full 360 degrees and get dumped right to the ground.

Using physics to climb into a hammock. 🙃

@HenryFrank02 A Rhino.

George W. Bush will be remembered as?

@ClownWorld It's Not Ma'am, It's Child

Attitude changed real quick

@ClownWorld No Speed limit to FAFO