The Plantain Lifestyle

who are clout chasers?

If you got paid $50K to talk about 1 subject for 4 hours straight, what would you talk about ??

In Australia, this guy stops at a roadside banana stand with no staff. You weigh the bananas, the scale tells you the price, and you pay with a card. Honor system.

Not liking fried plantain is grounds for relationship review and possible breakup. Is your life that hard that you don’t like the finest things of it? Are you a mentally deranged sadist? Do you have childhood trauma?

Calling your father-in-law on the phone because your wife (his daughter) fried plantain but didn't give you is a valid reason.

He was making beats in his hotel room and the housekeeper did this 🔥🔥

I harvested two big bunches of plantain and some coconuts and i took them to my gate and stood, waiting to see who my spirit will tell me to give them to. The first person was a woman that cleans for one of my neighbors, she couldn’t believe it and started tearing up. The second person was a bolt guy that dropped someone off, the baba came out of his car and gave me hug.🤣🤣

Asin!! All this everyday deck deck deck don dey tire me. But I love when people high up like this speak up though. Shows that we’re in the same waters, just different boats. Popping, I won’t mind some of your connects sha. I have valuable decks to share. Community strong too

the unauthorized opinion. case file: PLANTAIN.

Guys, I know I cannot tell you how to live your lives but I don’t think you should allow people that don’t like plantain get too comfortable around you.