Sloppy Dog Updates

🚨BREAKING🚨 Sloppy Dog has just spawned in 137 inchworms by casting only one spell 😳 ‼️🪱

The population of bees has seen a 45% decline in the last 2 weeks as Sloppy Dog continues to swallow more and more bees. He spoke on this earlier today: “swallowed 8 bees. maybe 9.”

Sloppy Dog reacts to Bam Margera’s return to Skateboarding at 46: “LAME”

🚨RUMOR: Sloppy Dog will attempt to fit a minimum of 50 Tangerines in his anus 👀 🍊

Sloppy Dog seems to have some big things in the works 👀 🔜

🚨| Sloppy Dog confirms he can fit up to *114* Golf Balls in his anus 🤯⛳

🚨 | Sloppy Dog announces he has vomit on the floor like a dog 😳👀