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Love to choke on chicken alone in a bar before my improv show

🐈CAT MOVIES🐈 Coming to the Channel 1/1! criterion.com/current/posts/… Bringing together mischievous cats, magical cats, supernatural cats, killer cats, extraterrestrial cats, and even a cat that owns a baseball team, enjoy this salute to some of the screen’s most entrancing felines.

#BILD info: Sebastian Vettel will build eleven bee hives in Japan. They will all be placed behind Turn 2 in Suzuka. He will (with the help of a Japanese carpenter) help build them himself. #f1 #formula1 #SingaporeGP #BILD

@duncan_ohio Oh no sawyer

look at how they massacred my boy 😢😢😢

I'm the guy who named all the batteries (A, AA, AAA, AAAA) so I thought I'd offer a chemical engineering breakdown of how they got these names: 1.) I am afraid of electricity

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: @elonmusk has been permanently suspended from Riot Fest.

@Kyle_MacLachlan Just watched that yesterday for the first time! What a blast

Haven’t seen the Hidden in awhile. Gotta say that car chase really holds up. Old school! #CriterionMovieClub

@kylesmelancholy @therealcie @lizzo @librarycongress Damn it really does yikes

@therealcie @lizzo @librarycongress bio checks out

NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD THIS FAMOUS CRYSTAL FLUTE BEFORE NOW YOU HAVE IM THE FIRST & ONLY PERSON TO EVER PLAY THIS PRESIDENTIAL 200-YEAR-OLD CRYSTAL FLUTE— THANK YOU @librarycongress ❤️

There is a guy in a skunk costume and I’m unsure if it’s a fursuit or a mascot

At the skunk fest watching a lady with a machine gun kelly shirt hold a skunk dressed as corn and this is peak Ohio

bachelorette party day one: somebody complimented me on my very thick Midwest accent

We’re rapidly approaching the point where no living dog remembers 9/11

@HappiJason @LuluMcSideways @guttersniper Why does this tweet need to come with all this extra context just so you don’t assume the worst? It sounds like she was taking good precautions, but the bartender was ALSO looking out for her, which is why she gave a good tip.

@LuluMcSideways @guttersniper The thing is none of this information is in your first tweet. When did having self awareness and protecting yourself go out of fashion? If what you said here is true Why did you give the bartender such a big tip?

Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.