


Riot Fest
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@RiotFest
September 18-20, 2026. 21 years of not booking the bands you wanted, in the order you wanted, for free. *PARODY ACCOUNT*







TOOL on Saturday, September 19 at Riot Fest 2026. Tickets on sale now.


BWAHAHAHA Hands down the most pathetic edgelord music fest acct #OnHere







So now that my appearance in Chicago at @RiotFest is known I want to start acting like the Heavy Metal Rock God that I am. 🙌🏻 So... I have a few demand...err🤨...requests for Chicago.☺️ Should this go to @ChicagosMayor or maybe @GovPritzker ?🤷 Nothing unreasonable here as far as I can see. Hopefully you can find @JohnStamos - I have heard he's hard to pin down. 😉 You have a couple months here to get this together. I know Chicagoans can make me happy. 😉 Come see me at RiotFest.org and worship your new Heavy Metal Rock God! 😝 Live long and Rock on!🤘🏻


So now that my appearance in Chicago at @RiotFest is known I want to start acting like the Heavy Metal Rock God that I am. 🙌🏻 So... I have a few demand...err🤨...requests for Chicago.☺️ Should this go to @ChicagosMayor or maybe @GovPritzker ?🤷 Nothing unreasonable here as far as I can see. Hopefully you can find @JohnStamos - I have heard he's hard to pin down. 😉 You have a couple months here to get this together. I know Chicagoans can make me happy. 😉 Come see me at RiotFest.org and worship your new Heavy Metal Rock God! 😝 Live long and Rock on!🤘🏻






