Doin Dyche

So, it’s been confirmed that Doin Dyche are Solent League champions 2017/18!! What a team we have, illustrated by this lovely team photo! See you at the awards night this Sunday at 3 Cov for live commentary of the proceedings! UP THE DYCHE!

📝 New signings 👉🏽 - The club are delighted to announce the return of @MartinJohnAllan and @DWebb96 to the club following a short period apart.

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📝 Breaking News 👉🏽 - Following a breakdown in relationships, left back Danny Webb’s contract has been terminated with immediate effect. No further comment will be made on the matter.

📝 Club Statement 👉🏽 - Following the backlash from certain individuals regarding contract talks, the club wants to stress all decisions were influenced by geographical locations.

📝 Breaking News 👉🏽 - Following Tom Sutton being announced as under contract, he has recently decided to leave the club, we wish @Ernie_sutton the best of luck for the future. The club foot, sluggy fat belly snake twat.

📝 Breaking News 👉🏽 - Following a successful spell as assistant player manager, Doin Dyche are delighted to announce Jordan Weekes as the new first team manager! #TheFuturesBright #TheFuturesWeekes #WelcomeWeekes

📝 Contract News - Retained List 👉🏽

📝 Breaking News 2/2 👉🏽 - The will begin the search for a new manager immediately, with more information coming up.

📝 Breaking news 1/2 👉🏽- The club are sad to announce the termination of manager Peter Stott’s contract with immediate effect. We’d like to thank Peter for his efforts over the past two seasons, winning back to back titles, and wish him luck for the future back in Kendal.

That’s a wrap! Thank you to a wonderful team and management!😘

Manager of the year - Peter Stott Stott stott

Players player - Danny Webb!

Managers player - Martin Allan

Best individual performance - Harvey Hicks

Most improved - Tom Sutton

Best assistant manager - Jordan Weekes

Worst individual performance - Brandon Perry

Biggest moaner - Aidan McCormack

Worst in the air - Josh Corver