Jake
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Jake
@DoktorJHM
Social distancing enthusiast, wizard, confidante of squirrels, Professional Dilettante, cultivator of champion flora for potted plant racing
Minnesota, USA Katılım Haziran 2010
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More people in his entourage than showed up for his speech.
John Fugelsang@JohnFugelsang
JD Vance with the #Trump2024 "Diversity Team."
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@RonFilipkowski There's a whole heck of a lot of nobody to wave to in Montana.
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Trump performing his usual ritual of waving to nobody as he leaves for Montana today.
No Melania again.
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@TheUnvirgin Fascinating that the Loch Ness monster pulls its victims through the toilet and into the murky depths whilst simultaneously leaving behind their extraneous clothing.
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@smc429 @joncoopertweets Or he's just hustling over to Airforce Two to submit his resume to be the coffee boy on that plane that he'll otherwise not be able to fly on because it's going to be Walz's plane.
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Let’s say for argument’s sake you really do believe more people saw you give a speech 3-1/2 years ago than another famous guy in the same city 60+ years ago. Does it matter? Who needs to know? Is the staff high fiving in the green room? Does he listen to anyone’s advice?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump on his January 6 speech: "Nobody has spoken to crowds bigger than me. If you look at Martin Luther King when he did his speech, his great speech, and you look at ours ... we had more."
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@gtconway3d Perhaps he selected J. D. Vance because he wanted to learn from his expertise - after all, people don't contract STDs from inanimate objects.
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Every day, in every way, you aren’t Kamala.
#KamalaWalz2024
Nancy Mace@NancyMace
Here's me at the border not being Kamala Harris.
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@MethySuperior Uh oh... this sounds like something that Joey could lose hair over... that is, if his hairpiece hasn't been sewn on well enough.
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@therealltlkrow And it's certainly much better than what Trump tried to do to his VP on January 6th.
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@DarkMSolvent Donald Trump marks the 50th anniversary of the last time that he had consensual sexual relations with a human being by coming out of hiding to air the usual grievances in front of a small crowd of representatives from the press.
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@MarkHamill That "Trump stamp" will age about as well as a tramp stamp on an octogenarian.
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@TheRickWilson And which name will "J. D. Vance" be using at that time? Will he be James Donald Bowman, or J. D. Hamel, or will he stick with J. D. Vance?
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